Pilko

Fuck off Wilson. Useless prick.

Neither was a foul. Both times he couldn't decide what he wanted to do and got bullied off the ball.

Wilson is a complete and utter waste of space. Admire Howe's loyalty to certain players but it's hurting us badly at the minute. Burn, Wilson and Almiron desperately need sitting down for a while.

Never mind getting his suit measured, he wants to get a tracksuit measured to sit on the bench. Another shite piece of defending there. Targett needs to come in.

Fucking shite by Burn, yet again.

Wilson was bullied out of the game last week by a pocket sized dinky centre back, I'd at least give Isak a shot

For fucks sake man. Wilson again.

Spot the Micky mistake

The Donny Rovers and Leyton Orient ones from the nineties are class, not sure where you'd find them these days but they're proper eye openers. Enjoyed the more recent All or Nothing efforts too tbf. Premier Passions and STID are just comedy gerld. Excited to see what we come up with.

Just catching up on the threads from the weekend and it's an absolute pleasure reading about those who came to Newcastle, particularly those who came for the first time or from abroad. As someone who's lived in and around the city most of my life I'm not at all surprised by the warm welcome and local hospitality that you all received. There's almost a jealousy I feel - bit like when someone else you know watches a TV show or film you've absolutely loved for years for the first time, they think it's great too and you wish you could experience it for the first time again too. Well done to all the local lads who showed everyone round - looks like you did a class job.

As I was saying to my pal during my expensive Club Wembley half time pint on Sunday, it must be fucking easy being a Man U fan. Rock up just before the game, another day out at Wembley, hope we beat whoever it is we're playing. Chances are we will. Play bang average on the day but marginally better than the opposition, bit of quality from the billions spent or the rub of the green, lucky break, refereeing call or deflection we've had go our way consistently since the 90s and Ferguson era. Don't bother chanting unless it's aimed at the opposition fans. Don't make any other noise unless we score. Complain about the Glazers, they're a fucking disgrace, I mean finishing top four basically every season, guaranteed European football and in the quarter finals of at least one of two of the major competitions every single season, it's a bloody outrage that we only had two decades of winning stuff every single season and now it's only every few years! Where's my yellow and green scarf gone? Ah look, we've won, get in! Let's take the piss out of the opposition one last time. Quick round of applause and nip off before they lift the cup, it's only the fucking Carabao, best go get the train or plane to wherever I'm from which almost certainly isn't Manchester. See you in a few months lads to do it all over again. In short, you don't get what you deserve in football. So many of these entitled wankers took the whole thing for granted and our lot would have collectively given various limbs for a cup win.

Feel like this'll be another one full of huff and puff from us but probably succumb to the quality they possess. 2-0.

Class reading their forum where they're all FEWMING that we got such heavy press coverage of the Trafalgar Square takeover. All falling over themselves to say "WE DID THAT FIRST MARRA" - seems like London didn't notice and nobody gave a fuck when a bunch of troglodytes supporting a League 1 team arrived. I suppose there's quite a heavy concentration of Chinese takeaways in London so most of them must have been behind there giving 15-year olds who "knew what they were doing" and "asked for it" two or three "bell ringers" as the Cockneys would call it.

Wanting an attacking player to be sat down after two months of basically fuck all is hardly "knee jerk" like. Miggy's added little outside his usual graft & endeavour since Christmas, it's reasonable to suggest he needs a rest and the team freshening up. He might well have more impact as a sub against tired legs & earn his place back. Mind, Murphy isn't the answer either. I'd want Gordon in the side for a little run to see what he can offer.

I assume "TFMick" means Thick Fucker Mick?

Saw ref Michael Oliver in the Green Man before the match. Heard another fan asking him if he could text the ref and get us a pen, he laughed and said he'd see what he could do clearly didn't try hard enough!!

After a Man U shot went over the bar in the second half their fans held onto it for a good 20 seconds, then threw it out at the corner flag, Karius had to gallop 30 yards to go and get it. Ref indicated he was adding the time on but utter bullshit that there wasn't extra balls ready and waiting.

At least Webb seems to be making changes and pensioning off the most obviously shit ones tbf. He may end up doing fuck all good but it's at least nice to see him making some moves.

His indirect set pieces are fucking crap. Love the effort and commitment and he's absolutely captain material all day long - but not having a secondary option on free kicks and corners is hurting us every single game at the minute. Thanks for the graft today Tripps but please learn to not hit the keeper every sodding time when you're crossing from a dead ball.

Shite today. An absolute warrior and anyone who gets 1 in 2 in that shite Bruce team deserves a lot of heavy praise. But.. got the feeling his powers are fading. He looks short of confidence and was absolutely non existent today. We need better if we're going to kick on, sadly.

Sat in Club Wembley having a sad beer. The lads did us proud this weekend - plenty of graft, effort, determination, passion and the never-say-die attitude we want... but sadly lacking in quality on the day. The difference was a side full of players who have negotiated big games and finals and a side sorely lacking in that experience. A set piece and a deflection, at half time we felt like we should have gone in at 0-0 in the ground. What a weekend though. Geordies everywhere, people believing in their team again and I come away with the overriding feeling that there will be other finals, other big games, and in time we'll start to win them. We have a team and club that are doing their best to win again and that's all I've ever wanted. A word on the Man U fans - largely crap and more interested in goading Toon fans sat around them. One of them missed the second goal because he was too busy shouting abuse at us (we'd said nowt to him). I'll save thoughts on individual player performances for other posts - the headlines are that NUFC are back and we'll beat Man U and all the other dickhead top teams over the glorious period that we're just seeing the start of. HWTL, I'm off to get blasted.

I've been in London & around various different areas of it since about 6.30pm Friday night and I've not seen one solitary Man United fan. You can hear or see Toon fans absolutely everywhere, it's absolutely class.

Mike at Tynemouth market love it.

To be fair to Mowbray he can hardly say "I fancy four nowt Newcastle, so and so for a hattrick" when he's in the Sunderland manager's job wouldn't be the smartest move ever in terms of fan base engagement.

"gone gay" like it's just something everyone has just done for a laugh to annoy him Hilariously bad post.