Pilko

Absolutely buzzing to see Uncle Neil back in a job. Huddersfield will stay up under him, he just has that knack of saving teams.

The "third player over gets a yellow" thing seemed to happen to Ruben Dias yesterday in the Man City game too, that's why people are suddenly thinking it's a new rule.

I'd drop him after that. Absolutely shambolic display.

I totally disagree, I thought we looked way better with him on.

Jenas is so fucking thick. "Good chance that. He's unmarked.... Gets above his marker"

Also celebrated like fuck when he scored that goal for Burton at the SoL that effectively sent them into League 1. Good lad is Benty.

Newcastle United's Stupidest Tories - those minutes are fucking hilarious. "Then Greg said something, Scabbers said something, the thick tart said something... Ah who gives a fuck we're all minted"

Managed to get a ticket in the corporates thanks to a London-based pal via his work. Going down Friday night and back Monday night. Will mean I've a Carabao full house other than Soton away.

Not sure there's enough people in the crowd to justify getting away early to beat the rush at the Metro like.

Must say I'm a fan of Marsch despite his Septic roots and I do think he'll go somewhere else and do well. Leeds seemed to be playing well - they were better than Forest - just lacking a finisher. Bamford doesn't seem to be quite the same as he was and they missed Rodrigo. Not sure who Leeds get in but I think they'll end up going down now. I'd have tipped Marsch to just about keep their heads above water by a small margin.

Oh, I don’t believe it. If you see three debauched drunkards in the corner, keep away from us! No, come over, the drinks will be on me. In me!

Cheers. The options in town seem absolutely shite so far.

I felt a bit sorry for him yesterday, there was absolutely fuck all space in behind so he was never going to be at his best. Thought he had a mixed game but by no means one of his shitters that he throws in every so often. A few really nice crosses and passes, plenty effort and then some frustrating moments also.

50/1 on Paddy Power for the same bet if you have it. Thanks for shouting as I agree with the sentiment and have sling a few quid on

Class watching Liverpool get potted 3 zip here. Or if you listen to Klopp, 2-0, because the third didn't count because it was Wolves only attack of the second half.

Thought we were largely shite after the first 5 mins. Gordon looked canny. Shame really as West Ham did nowt other than score. Poor from Burn and Trippier on the goal but they've been superhuman lately so bound to let a slack one in eventually. Yet another mark of our progress that we were pretty poor but managed to draw the game. We lose that a year and a half ago. Fingers crossed Spurs lose. Onto the next!

Is there a big screen by Centre for Life happening or no?

Has there been any actual substance behind a SJP beamback from anyone even vaguely ITK?

He'll go abroad and rebuild his career a bit. We've had murderers and whatnot playing in the PL before, there'll be some team with bankrupt morals willing to take him for sure. From Man U's perspective they need to very quickly see if they can get a fee/loan fee for him and get him away ASAP.

I see Beyonce is playing Sunderland later this year. She's 6/1 to score a hattrick

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Town I think. Hopefully a big screen option somewhere.

See I was 100% thinking town but after the match last night it was absolutely dead. I know it was a work night but places like the Old George had stopped serving by half 10 for fucks sake Depends what's on offer. A SJP beamback would be the dream ticket.

He needs to learn that as a club we are saddled with wanker referees 4 games out of 5 and that their shite decisions can't influence him or frustrate him too much. Still think he was a little bit hard done by when you look at other tackles of late where nowt so harsh was done (Fabinho) but hopefully he learns from that one tonight. P.s. fuck Tierney the bald shit wanker.

Was a really strange atmosphere in a lot of ways. 2 up and cruising it felt canny, then the Southampton goal from nothing seemed to kill it stone dead. The view in the bogs and near my seat was "ah fuck they've scored" but to me we were 45 minutes closer and a goal better off than kickoff so I was in pretty decent spirits. Very strange. Might put that down to us not conceding a proper goal since Queen Liz kicked the bucket tbf, people just aren't used to it any more.