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I really hope not. I think he's had his peak and it's only downhill from here, I think we'd be scrambling around again next summer.

As if we've waited around all these weeks for him and they've suddenly stuck a £60m tag on We need Wilson's replacement in for Liverpool, doesn't look like it'll happen though. Bordering on negligence now, we've known Wilson will be away since about May.

Hope it's not that bloody vicar who does the sermons in his toon top that Sky always like to wheel out for a chat on derby day.

Absolute disgrace of a decision that. Glasner should walk them off the pitch.

Reijinders with a debut for the ages.

Another draw, 1-1 this time.

Now their striker who's scored a brace has been sent off

Or the sequel on Life's Too Short, "Cheggers Plays Cock"

Fucking wanker. Hope his career goes to shit and he retires early.

The most Newcastle thing in the world this. Play brilliantly throughout and fail to win due to shit finishing from wingers playing up top when we've walked into the opening day without a senior striker. I'd have been delighted with a draw before today but it feels like two points left on the table now.

Good half, predictably lacking cutting edge of a proper striker and now worried about our second half slump and the classic one long ball to Watkins who scores their first proper shot of the game.

Piss off you cunt Pawson. Digne let away with it time and time again and you wave one for that.

And of course we're creating loads of chances that an actual fucking striker would have buried

Got to be scoring big chances like that. Great ball by Sandro.

At least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he's not, it's difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.

Predictable result and nauseating comeback. What could sum up the disgusting club and fanbase of Liverpool any better today? Please be silent and respectful for our dead striker, but 25 minutes later we'll be abusing your black players. Always the victims, never their fault. Cunts to a man.

I think they might wait another year for Isak and make do with Gakpo as the second striking option. They'll buy Barcola or Rodrygo instead.

Very early on but Wirtz seems a little lightweight and keeps getting knocked off it a bit too easy.

Hopefully we'll be celebrating over it when we score in that minute.

Fucking book that greasy Hungarian cunt you bald nonce. Forearm smash to the head that was

YNWA definitely stirs up some strong emotions. Nausea, mainly. Fucking hypocritical Scouse wankers.

That would be the kind of loan move I think might really benefit him, but we'd need to bring another one in on top of Ramsey before we could consider it.

They've been saying we'll move quickly on Wissa since fucking early July He'll be great when we get him in, hopefully in time for Liverpool.

He'll be absolutely brilliant for us, I'm excited to see him in action.