Ketsbaia

Of a decent standard, no way he'll get 3 for £20m.

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

Sacrilege to have 2 advent calendars, like. If it's about eating more chocolate, you just pop to the shop for a Dairy Milk - Galaxy if you're feeling fancy. But advent calendars aren't about getting stuffed on chocolate, they're traditional. Two pisses that day - one on the seat, one on tradition. Throw the key at him.

Is that the same location as now? Because Selhurst Park is amongst normal streets, right by a Sainsbury's. Hard to imagine it as a modern stadium with space.

And then Southampton score. This guy is a curse. Otamendi finally delivers. Was basically just him, Foster and Morata © for me this weekend. 51pts.

Pretty sure I invented Mbemba being sung to 'September' too. Just saying.

While we're at it, I invented the term 'transfer round-up'. Until then there was no common way to describe a selection of transactions and whatnot. I wouldn't say it was particularly accurate though, they're not being rounded up like a shepherd would do.

Bit nervous about Leicester, certainly don't think we'll keep a clean sheet.

Well at least captain Morata did better than Kane and Salah. Lots of blanks this time, but Foster kept a clean sheet. 39 with Daniels, Otamendi and Sterling left.

We cant even drop Ritchie because an abnormal number of our goals come from set pieces.

Were people just saying 'managerial carousel' before then?

Lots of sides below us played each other today and results were spot on. Would rather Everton & Stoke beat Huddersfield & Swansea, with the Pardew derby draw

I don't think today changes our relegation chances. We knew we'd lose, there were no injuries and we even scored a goal. Must win one of the 2 at home though, not sure we will.

I remember one against Stoke where Atsu snuck in at the far post. Not sure what else.

Championship players who can't defend, struggle to score and have a stubborn manager. This defeat wasn't a shock, really. It's just imperative that Lascelles and Atsu are back next week, because those back-to-back home games are huge.

He's just a corner taker, that's all he is.

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Already set a reminder on my phone for Tunisia v Panama

There's something lush about Argentina, Croatia, Iceland, Nigeria. Group H is probably the hardest..... maybe not quite a 'group of death'.

England have finally learnt how to bribe FIFA

Basically a Premier League match

Class to see Tim Vickery next to Shearer there Hoy a few drinks to Jonathan Pearce and he'll go all Terry Wogan, just to complete the Eurovision vibe.

My boss is really canny, I get on with him well. He just dropped the "Pardew did alright at Newcastle though, didn't he?" line, so it looks like I'm handing in my notice this afternoon.....

Mirror saying he'll need to sell Jonny Evans to Arsenal/Man City so he can fund purchases. Hope so.

The way Sky will say someone is 'on the verge' of being appointed, then promote their SkyBet odds. Quick, those odds are tumbling. Then, once everyone's bet on this imminent move, Sky suddenly have another favourite. Rinse and repeat.