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Would've came first if we had more plastic bags floating around.

Nah I've really struggled with decent, reliable streams this season. Tuesday night was the peak of that.

West Ham's next three are Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal :lol: It's us after Arsenal isn't it? Those three, then Stoke, then us.

West Ham's next three are Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal :lol:

Morata © with a solid 2 points. Fuck off.

And then Southampton score. This guy is a curse.

Going into today, Otamendi gained me a total of 1 point in 4 weeks. Thought he'd scored there, but no it's a Van Dijk own goal

Azpilicueta too. Alonso and Morata survive today. Just nervous about Otamendi, Sterling and Salah. EDIT: Salah, Sane, Silva not playing. But Sterling, Aguero and Jesus are.

Pardew purposely made a fool of himself that day, knowing it'd forever be viral and therefore subliminally reminding people that he took Palace to a cup final. He knew what he was doing, the prick.

Would be class if this time he didn't get a good start. Palace at home can go either way, but Palace look alright at the moment. Games 3 and 4 are Liverpool and Man Utd.

Simon Bird saying 'Staveley remains optimistic' means more to me than anything Wraith or scaremongers say.

I'd park the bus and go: Darlow Lejeune Clark Mbemba Yedlin ?? Merino Shelvey Ritchie Murphy Mitrovic I suppose the big obstacle is left wing-back. Gamez? Anyway, we'll lose without scoring.

I'm just worried about our ability to score in open play. But if that Leicester-Everton home double-header gives us a win, we can just about scrape by til January.

I'm sorry, Rafa but this is getting silly. It HAS to be Mitrovic right now.

I take it back guys, we're gonna win this thing. The league.

Need to play some defensive full backs at Chelsea, not Yedlin. If that's possible.

#BelieveInRafa

Yeah...... we're fucked.

Far too much rides on this takeover. Because this squad is going down, down, down.

Alonso coming in either for Phil Jones (injured), or Naughton (but means another transfer will soon be used to get a Man U defender).

I read that West Brom went 3 centre backs on Saturday. 3 centre backs versus Joselu? Might stick a few quid on West Brom 1-0

Telegraph saying a second party are preparing a bid: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/11/27/rafael-benitez-warns-newcastle-fans-second-takeover-party-enters/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_tw

Oh howay Rafa. Stop doing this :lol:

Wouldn't want any of their signings anyway, apart from Gross and maybe Zanka.

Swansea, Huddersfield and either Palace, West Ham or us.