Ketsbaia

Still believe this, as good as the point is.

Shocking so far. It's like this last week never happened.

Even a point was probably not good enough today, so we need 3 wins from 3.

The club will hire those halloween mask fans who said he was back from the dead, give him a 'Fank you, King' banner and get the camera on it.

Ergh, that's quite strong

No, I meant Liverpool's

I haven't been so nervous for team news in years

Mamadou Sakho suspended for failing a drugs test, according to Twitter.

Defoe for Martial, Kane ©.

'In the initial text, the Prem boss called the divorcee a "baller" who had "a bit of magic". According to reports, when using the kama sutra during his sordid affair, he insisted on putting her out of position. When confronted by his wife, the love rat allegedly blamed science and last August's Notting Hill Carnival.'

Please please please be a certain manager..... :lol:

It's weird having this enforced bond with Liverpool fans. Are we meant to return the favour? More importantly, who's making the joint scarves?

It's a massive missed-opportunity for them, particularly when you consider that everyone else is going to be loads stronger next season. And it hasn't helped that Tottenham will finally finish above them.

For Wenger, it's hard to defend this year. This should've been their time and they're still 3rd/4th. Many others managers would have these players higher up the league and wouldn't be so stubborn with signings. It's time for him to go, really.

Wish Ozil would hurry the fuck up. I stuck with Sanchez through so many painful blank weeks and NOW he's on great form.

Nowt wrong with Frank Skinner!

These ones I've picked out are either decent guesses or absolutely horrific :lol:

Hard to argue with that team, although Ozil and Aguero can count themselves unlucky.

110 with Ozil © & Koscielny to come.

We'll put up more of a fight than Everton and it'll be a different Liverpool side anyway. Apples and oranges.

Yeah. They can call themselves friendly rivals all they want, there's no way they'd want Benitez at Everton.

Maybe they've given up because of the FA Cup semis. If they both go out, let's see what they do.

I think Barcelona are back.

Sounds like something Pardew saw at Seaworld.

Mignolet - Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno - Lucas, Milner, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino - Origi.