Ketsbaia

McClaren is a fucking tool. Cisse for Mitrovic? Get fucking lost.

Everton BTTS, Man City BTTS, Nice BTTS - £2 returns £137 Arsenal, Everton, Man City, Liverpool, C Palace - £3 returns £45.72 PSG (-1), Coventry, Boro, Northampton, C Palace - £5 returns £91

Actually quite scared of this one. We just know what'll happen post-match, I can't take it.

How nailed-on is he to start these days, Neil? Is he prone to rotation with Naismith? I need a cheap striker soon and there's only really Ighalo, Ayoze and Kone.

When things get better - and they eventually will - we'll need the next generation of fans. I'd imagine it never gets old watching a child fall in love with NUFC as he steps into SJP that first time.

Yeah, Das Reboot is great - there's a particular chapter in the second half that talks all about Klopp, tactics etc. I loved it.

It's eerily similar to one of my blog posts from a year ago. But Douglas is alright, so it's all good

Shelvey is class but it's not happening.

It's a new level of jealousy - one of the great guys joining a set of supporters that don't deserve him. Could've watched so much more of that chat, mind

So many hateable players at this club. This bellend is only behind Coloccini.

The only teams Sunderland have beat are us and Pardew. Real sides will beat them.

I have faith that McClaren knows how to beat these, having watched that. It was pretty obvious. Having said that, they'll still beat us because our players are mostly shitheads.

says more about the people here tbh. Aye, a forum full of absolute legends. This

Don't worry, Sunderland will lose their winnable home game (like they tend to do) and then they've got a nasty run.

If we just about scrape survival again, I wonder if Ashley will finally see that it's his fault. He's got to be smart on some level.

That's mental. In a world where there's so many betting companies, they're willing to lose a customer like that. Ah well.

Bet365 randomly e-mailed me yesterday to tell me I can't take part in promotions anymore. After some back and forth e-mails, it's essentially because I don't lose enough money. That can't be right, surely?

All the shit televised games this season and these are on simultaneously

Either De Bruyne or Sanchez is coming out for Coutinho.... already knew this before City-Liverpool. Aguero in for Pelle too.

Oh god, this is the last game we need right now.

This season will definitely break the record for lowest points needed to stay up. We'll maybe get 30 but that could well be enough.

It's scary to think how far we've fallen. Thing is, I think it's about to get much worse. Today was absolutely unforgivable - this club needs a cull that's never been seen before. Leicester fucking City, man.

Straight off the bat, Rojo on the bench This game, man.

Didn't take him long to find out though. Pardew and Carver took way longer with these things, if ever.

World record transfer, iconic footballer and yet he still loves a buffet. God bless you, Al