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£3.5m Exactly. Sunderland are so, so lucky to get anywhere near that much. A bit annoyed tbh, they could do a lot with that money.....N'Zogbia perhaps?

Cabaye £4.3m, Henderson £18m. I'm speechless here.

It'd be a shame to see Bojan leave, as he's a graduate of La Masia. But Sanchez would be incredible.

Great news Thats Soldado, Aduriz, Jonas and Klose. Just got to watch out for PSG now...

Works for the Mirror. I know we've spent nothing, but he's saying he's heard no rumours. How is that possible? Even if none of the deals happen, we're at least trying to flash the cash.

OllieHoltMirror Oliver Holt Funny that we haven't heard too much about where Newcastle are going to start spending that £35m Ashley promised Pardew yet Has he been living in a hole?

My worry is that Zog will have a better option, with everything hinging on Ashley Young. If Villa sell him, they'll try replacing him with Zog and if they keep him, Liverpool will probably be there. We need to hurry up.

Yeh same here. I love a bit of Zog and as a bonus, he'd be exactly what we need.

Even Chuck Norris wasn't able to sell Smith. This would be very special.

We don't. He's Norwegian.

Tiote. I went absolutely mental at work and people haven't looked at me the same since.

Rafinha Still a good player. At least we can cross Bayern off the list (which could be a bad thing, actually).

Classic

Al Bangura

Apparently one time Giggs scored a late goal in a game and then ten minutes later someone came along and posted 'Giggs has scored' in the thread for the other games. Now apparently if you post anything that someone has posted before then it's hilarious to post the Giggs face. In fact, someone has probably already explained this before somewhere on the forum... so this post itself is a "Giggs". So if someone posts a Giggs face after this post, it'll be unbelievably funny. Mate, that's unbelievable funny

So tonight might be the night? All these 'whispers' going around, I guess theres no smoke without fire......I reckon he's ours.

France Thats great!

Kaiz, who would you be replacing? And gutted about Real Radio: from a supporters point of view they're the best and from a personal one, chasing up Lockwood to ask him about breaking into commentary was now a waste of time. Pettiness from our lot.

The article says the club feel it has to be permanent and have rejected loan bids. I think they've got that totally wrong.....a loan is exactly what he needs, so he can be all about the football again. For £1m, we might be letting go a future England striker. He shouldn't be written off so early in his career. Does sound like a twat though.

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinved its Harper. He's so old now, anybody bothering to buy him would be a 'shock'.

It seems like it isn't one of our big players, but still someone important enough to care about, hence the 'shock'. Williamson, Harper or Smith?

Real World Translation: Arsenal absolutely don't want Gervinho. Wenger's not even heard of him, the Frenchman instead turning his attentions to the 'small, nippy, weak eastern european playmaker' position.

Sunday Sun is an atrocious paper though, so wouldn't buy it anyway. which paper do you trust for transfer gossip ? News of the World

I like this bit:

Don't worry, it's not true. It's Alan Oliver.