themanupstairs

Beye from Marseille as well. We picked up another guy as well, cant remember his name, we shiftd him to Stoke, scored against us??? Rozenhal? Abdoulaye Faye

Mainstream media in talking absolute made-up bollocks shocker. And some on here would have you believe the media never lies

The 4% chance that today's events might see us stay down or heavily docked points at the start of next season is lurking in the back of every Newcastle fan's mind. Hilarious and sickening at the same time.

I don't. Going off the headline and tweet.

I usually side with the Caulkin view of things, but come on, there could be 1000 legal/logical reasons why Ashley hasn't reassured Rafa and the playing squad about Charnley.

He's in every fucking thread with the same bollocks

Torres and Lucas reunited with Rafa again. I'd have Zabaleta here in a flash from that list.

Alreet there likely lad? Did you know we were up before watching the recording? no. But didn't feel anxious at all, grog and nibbles all nicely laid out, feet up an sit back and enjoy. Then they scored... Then we were playing s****, then the crowd was like a contagion spreading anxiety through the power of angst ridden moans... Then it was back to plan A. All things considered, a lovely quiet celebration and reflection on the season (and the dark years before). Bet your sorry you asked now!! Though thank you anyway. tl;dr Nah, in a way it must have been a nice not knowing the result and then getting that feeling the moment Ritchie's pen hit the back of the net...

Another game, another opportunity to use the same shit pun for the seven hundredth time. Yay

Mate at work just told us that we aren't in the champions' league next season?? anyone kno if this is true?? wtf?

I swear that's Shola on JL's arm

Alreet there likely lad? Did you know we were up before watching the recording?

Congrats to all my brothers and sister in arms. Have the night off rub one out, lads lasses, lads on lasses, lads on lads, whatever makes you fucking happy. For as long as we under the great leadership of Snr Benitez, we will keep on moving forward Love all of yous.

Love his chubby little profile

Last one I can remember is home to West Ham when Jonas scored.

Ritchie hasn't been the best player per se, but he has pulled off some clutch performances and scored some clutch goals under pressure. Edges it over Clark IMO.

Pardon my forrinness, but what in the fuck is that?

In about 50 minutes' time.

Sels, Gamez and Lazaar were each a gamble of sorts, having never played in England before. Buying Diame wasn't a "mistake" per se. He has experience of playing in the country and in this division, so we kind of knew what we were getting. It made sense to buy him, I just don't think he has performed.

It's a fucking riddle guessing who Mourinho will play. Went for De Gea as he's pretty much the only certainty. Put Herrera in as well, hoping he'll play in the derby.

Huddersfield in fifth place now I would laugh my cock off at their wanker of a manager if they drop out of the playoffs now.

RIP

Definitely, along with Clarke. Who's he?

Friday I would imagine