themanupstairs

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never ever change joey

I suppose they're waking up to the mistakes you have pointed out?

"He'll be fine at this level" As if people don't have eyes. How the fuck is he a professional athlete even? There isn't a single redeeming feature about his play apart from being supposedly a Geordie. Hate him and want him sold before Sissoko or Tiote or Gouffran etc..

Typical Ashley, always thinking of the prophets.... Expect nothing less from this chap. Hat doffed sir

Vile club. Such a shame Conte's gone there.

Probably be what we gave Jesus +1

What do people expect from two chancers like their owners? Match made in heaven.

He's an attacking mid/winger, and he's 20. I've seen him several times and he's got bags of talent. Not sure he can develop in England but I fucking hope so.

He's Villa's Stevie Bantz. Don't want him but happy to trust Rafa on this for now.

Fuck him. He's a monumental idiot for going there and deserves his career ruined choosing to play for a fraud like pards when he could've been learning from a proven winner like Benitez.

Looks like an old Dortmund kit. Was it the one they won the CL with back in the day?

75 million for Lukaku

Sadio mate

So what? He clearly doesn't have the attributes to be at the level of Essien, but there's nowt wrong in having the aspirations to be like a class player like him. What was he meant to say? That he modelled his game on that of Amdy Faye?

Superb

I wonder if Mbemba had the pap smear test done to determine his age? Could explain a few things.

Give it up lads. Tubesock knows better than Rafa

Love how no one gives a fuck about spelling his name correctly. Five different spellings in five different posts

My Spurs supporting mates all raving about Pritchard for the last couple of years.

Charge your phone please. Or take a spare.

Janmaat on the right wing could be a simple masterstroke. Maybe the player will be happy to stay if he's played there.

"He's never had great players." Ten seconds later: "Listen to the players he's worked with-and he's had some top players..." Oh, mercy. THIS! Sorry to say lads, but the English haven't a fucking dickie bird about football in the vast majority. It's disgraceful really. Making excuses to shower SAM FUCKING ALLARDYCE with platitudes. Hilarious