Neil

What a ridiculous assessment. They've got one back now, so I think you'll find you're completely wrong.

p303 for the main footballing story. Actually wait, think 324 onwards were the tables, and 316 were fixtures. That's an important adjustment, because it took a while to get to the page you wanted.

Pompey 4-0 Leicester if anyone gives one.

Hard pressed to find a bigger waste of £250. They're plastered all over the net and TV - Teletext! Get CEEFAX p324 on. Used to be that anyway. I think.

No, just no. I can see what you're thinking, Liverpool are having problems at the moment but Sunderland are absolutely atrocious away from home.

That picture is class. Enrique, Colo and Jonas having a laugh, Nolan trying to fit in, Best looking fucking clueless and Tiote - I'm not sure if he just appears shy or whether he's planning to kill someone.

Christ. Where did he play? Holding midfielder?

bet365/Skybet.

Nowt surprising there really. Well, it would have been a fairly ludicrous suggestion about 30 hours ago, admittedly.

Aye, he looked excellent didn't he? For the time being, playing/training with the likes of Essien and Lampard can only be massively beneficial.

lol

Liverpool were on at the start, wasn't proper highlights though. What? You kidding me?

Man Utd before Liverpool-Northampton? Is this serious?

Hasn't said a lot wrong.

WOEFUL.

Bright acknowledging you deserved it, tbf.

You have a good chance with this. Chelsea are on the ropes.

I'm not sure what his major malfunction is.

Saturday. You got Arsenal (a).

That'll be Inter top won't it? Season over then.

From an outsider's point of view, these ratings are pretty much spot on. Was impressed with how Ranger recovered after a criminal lack of concentration for the 1st.

Yeah, voted for malandro.

Why do you want NUFC to win a trophy? Am I reading this right?

It is. You got Arsenal (a).

After all, an extra League Cup game or 2 will result in INSTANT BROKEN LEGS of Ben Arfa, Carroll, Tiote and Barton. And Williamson. And Coloccini will get a really bad cold.