Jill

Naturally won when I hadn't posted in here. Scouse double, just a small stake though.

I think I just want to delete the entire thing but I always manage to catch the replay in the morning without meaning to.

I went for a run after the third goal.. to Morrisons.. on a Saturday afternoon.

When you put it like that.. fucking hell.

This is gash.

Ben Arfa and Haidara Hope to fuck we don't need to bring on (m)any subs.

I've been wanting to avoid this all week yet the minute I woke up this morning and saw loads of people on Facebook and Twitter on about setting off I got a massive pang of jealousy and now I wish I was going.

Derby, QPR, Leyton Orient & Preston

Hertha are on an absolutely rotten streak at the minute and it's fairly certain to continue tonight. Passing has been shite and Ramos shouldn't have missed that chance.

Scores plenty. Often looks the only threat, so if he's on an off day it's a bit grim.

Hertha BSC no doubt about to be shafted by Schalke on BT Sport 2. Backup keeper just had a bit of an early 'mare.

GW32: Man Utd 1-0 A.Villa Crystal Palace 0-3 Chelsea Southampton 1-1 Newcastle Stoke 2-1 Hull Swansea 1-0 Norwich West Brom 0-0 Cardiff Arsenal 1-3 Man City Fulham 0-1 Everton Liverpoool 2-0 Tottenham Sunderland 1-1 West Ham

Same here, I'm never arsed about friendlies but would be a lot more interested in something like this.

Set pieces. I don't think Haidara is a world beater or anything, but I prefer him to Dummett.

I'm not convinced he's the answer, but I have seen some small glimpses that he could be alright. Never going to shine in our team though.

Oh yay, a matchday.

I knew I was going to fucking love that league when Shola scored a hat-trick against Reading in the first home game.

GameWeek 31 Chelsea 2-1 Arsenal Cardiff 0-1 Liverpool Everton 1-0 Swansea Hull 1-1 West Brom Man City 3-1 Fulham Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace Norwich 0-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-3 Man Utd Tottenham 2-0 Southampton A.Villa 2-2 Stoke Arsenal 2-0 Swansea Man Utd 0-2 Man City Newcastle 0-1 Everton West Ham 0-0 Hull Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland

Man United.

Wasn't he playing alongside his son recently? I'm sure they were on about it on the Ramble.

I'm hoping to still be drunk from being out the night before, so that the entire match passes in a blur.

Beyond shite.

This is about as woeful as expected.

Ages late but yes they do. Though the last one I watched in there was Wigan away last season so it doesn't hold good memories.