Jill

Leicester, Brighton, Brentford

I keep thinking this, but the only logical conclusion I reach is that we're due an absolute stuffing there.

GW25 Liverpool 1-2 Arsenal Aston Villa 0-1 West Ham Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle Crystal Palace 1-1 West Brom Norwich 0-3 Man City Southampton 2-1 Stoke Sunderland 1-0 Hull Swansea 2-2 Cardiff Tottenham 1-0 Everton Man Utd 1-0 Fulham

£2 free bet - BTTS: Barnsley v Ipswich Blackpool v Nottm Forest Bolton v Bournemouth Leicester v Watford Huddersfield v Wigan Athletic Reading v Sheff Wed

Fuck watching this. I think I'll go to West Allotment Celtic v South Shields.

£4 on Arsenal & Boston Celtics

Hertha Berlin were just robbed. Shit weekend for football.

Had a £1 scorecast on Ramos/Hertha BSC 2-0 which is off to a canny start as he's just scored.

I think I was just one great big walking face all of yesterday. I escorted the elderly lady who sits next to me out at half time as she wasn't feeling well and spent the second half wishing I'd gone home too. Utterly grim.

£1.02 each on Sissoko and Williamson anytime.

Bleurgh. Been wide awake for hours with a feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach. Unless that was last night's cider.

So much dread.

For once I'm pleased I'll be out the house for most of this, to save the heartache of waiting around for something to happen.

GW24 Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-2 Swansea Cardiff 1-0 Norwich Everton 2-1 Aston Villa Fulham 2-3 Southampton Hull 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 1-3 Man Utd West Brom 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace Man City 2-0 Chelsea

Absolutely dreading this.

Frustrating as fuck. We have no goals in us.

Just equalised.... Winning.

Aye.

Goals.

Derby can piss off.

Decent half, wish one or two of those chances had gone in though.

£5 - Derby & QPR

Guy in the background hopefully on the phone to the fashion police.

Chortle.

Win 0-2