Jill

Frantically tweeting Danny Simpson to ask for tips on avoiding stalkers, no doubt.

What do you think?! Have you even read any of his tweets? I only signed up today so i could follow Jose and Jonas! I just seen something on Smiths about Perch eating scotch eggs and getting a right hook off Carroll. ok, maybe its not real

At least I might win something in the forum awards this year.

What the fuck did you just say? You should be pleased I'm backing off.

I fancy Jose less now I realise how stupid he seems.

Not sure why this has just come to mind, but I'm sure food smells were being piped into Level 7 yesterday because I could certainly smell more pies than usual. Clearly all a trick to make people buy things.

Shit just got serious.

Super Sunday my arse.

@alreetlike Blatantly going to embarrass myself with drunk tweeting to Jose.

Doesn't seem to have done much from what I can tell. He'll still be a good manager though, he's too hot to fail.

Fucking hell man the latest posts in here. Pissing myself (not drinking it).

When Ranger came on. Our goals. The result.

Had one of my worst ever away trips there, getting started on in a pub by Brum fans despite being about as threatening as a pink teddy bear. Thankfully some random Toon fans came to my rescue.

I was celebrating the goal and nearly came out with SOME LAD FROM THE INTERNET HAS TO DRINK HIS OWN PISS! Thankfully I hadn't had enough pre-match alcohol.

That .com piece is the first decent one they've done in absolutely ages.

I couldn't really afford to put money in my betting account.

Just been trying to get this mental old bird from work to go up and start mouthing off. She considered it, but decided to go to Debenhams instead.

Loads of sirens in town the last few minutes. Who's kicking off already?

God, his face.

I feel sick.

Ah well, it's not like I ever get anything done on a Thursday afternoon anyway.

I work just up from here and can confirm a gentleman of this description heckled me as I walked past at lunchtime.

I'm going to have to get utterly steaming for this.