Jill

Voted win.

Pretty pleased with my start. GW2: Aston Villa 1-1 Newcastle Chelsea 2-0 Leicester Crystal Palace 0-0 West Ham Southampton 0-1 West Brom Swansea 2-1 Burnley Everton 1-2 Arsenal Hull 2-2 Stoke Tottenham 1-0 QPR Sunderland 1-2 Man Utd Man City 2-1 Liverpool

Matchday

Did someone say there was a trophy place down the Bigg Market? I work round there so could get a quote if so.

Right, that's it sorted then. Now just everything else. Pitch?

As if I just found this out reading your post.

Has anyone ever used their impari card? I'd totally forgotten it existed until a new one arrived yesterday.

The sort of surprise package you give to somebody you hate, because it contains a gift-wrapped turd.

Bristol City, Cardiff & Bournemouth

The owls are not what they seem. wot? Twin Peaks reference surely?... Yay.

The owls are not what they seem.

I reckon Port Vale (A)

Good stuff Magpie. 16 Aug 12:45 Man Utd 1-0 Swansea 16 Aug 15:00 Leicester 0-2 Everton 16 Aug 15:00 QPR 1-1 Hull 16 Aug 15:00 Stoke 1-0 Aston Villa 16 Aug 15:00 West Brom 0-0 Sunderland 16 Aug 15:00 West Ham 1-2 Spurs 16 Aug 17:30 Arsenal 3-2 Crystal Palace 17 Aug 13:30 Liverpool 2-0 Southampton 17 Aug 16:00 Newcastle 0-2 Man City 18 Aug 20:00 Burnley 1-3 Chelsea

Go for it.

Now I'm sad I don't still live in town as it would've fit on my balcony perfectly.

Fuck, seeing that picture is the first time I've realised how massive the banners are.

Gerrin Shola.

1 hr 26 minutes as well I think it was - good time.

Left back in the fucking changing room, hopefully.

Steven Tayto

The badge just being slightly out of the V is making me twitch.

Total snoozefest this like.

I was just thinking that. I've heard some strange shrieks and things from the crowd though. Tony Pulis laugh just then. Aye.

I was just thinking that. I've heard some strange shrieks and things from the crowd though.