Jill

Sky box has gone off. I'm stuck with our match now.

What goes on with that crest? Bad angle?

Me too. It's the scoring part I can't be arsed with. I ran it one year on the old Toontastic and used to dread it each week.

I voted 26th because I don't have anything decent planned that weekend but either is fine.

£3 - Preston, MK Dons, Leyton Orient, Derby, Nottingham Forest

Same.

£2 free bet on Newcastle to win 2-0. Boredom bet.

"Following media reports this morning the Chairman wishes to make it clear that Alan Shearer has never said to him that he would knock seven bells out of anyone" Literally all it said. Still one of my favourite things I've ever read on the internet.

Who wants to be on my team?

That seems reasonable to me.

Missed all of this other than the last 5 minutes so of course I only saw us concede, after sitting through that dross yesterday.

He'll be known as Chunky after a few weeks of Greggs and Nandos.

Sounds like something that would show reruns of military-based quiz show Skirmish with Alan Partridge. Anyway, I think we'll lose 2-1.

It's like that bit on The Office where David Brent just keeps turning up after he's left.

Just logged into Paddy Power and found £25 sitting in there... I thought I'd put my Neymar top goalscorer bet on outright but apparently I had £10 each way and this is the first time I've logged in since it paid out. Mint. Only logged in because I got an email saying I had a free £1 games bet.

I just bought an 04/05 shirt in a S and it's absolutely massive. Now wondering if I can get away with a kids size.

Bobby. I can't believe it's been 5 years.

It seems more ugly each time I see it, despite the pictures being better quality.

She was injured, pretty gutted for her. That banter was cringeworthy as fuck mind.

Stayed asleep. Did I miss much?

I usually wake up around 5am on a Saturday so I'm sure tomorrow will be the day I sleep through.

She wants a divorce but is trying to make you take the first step.

Just popped up to the ground to have a look at the tributes. Both beautiful and heartbreaking. I'd have stayed longer and read every inch of what was written but was finding it far too emotional and had to leave to go back to work when I started welling up.

I only saw part of the first half but Aarons looked good, very lively.

Horrendously shit. I'm actually impressed that they manage to produce a worse effort each time. Next year I anticipate a binbag with tippex lines drawn on it.