Interpolic

What's the matter with Alli, seems a nice lad going by interviews and is a joy to watch.

Think that was Ben Thatcher.

I had that exact sale revelation. Had no idea. Aye he's the grim reaper, fancied playing for the next few months so he fucked Butland and Elliott up.

I'm just going to leave this tactics shit to Benitez and stop worrying myself with it.

Last time we were left with the players nobody else wanted to buy and got lucky there was enough quality left, would imagine it will be the same this time in the sense we can't pick and choose who leaves if there are no takers.

Martin Samuel knows about as much about football as he knows about salad, the fat clueless cunt.

"Passion's Tim Sherwood"

Imagine backing Alan Pardew's judgement on anything football related.

Honestly man, the amount of Man Utd games that have been goalless at half time must be a record.

Wtf, "I used to call Shearer God, now I call Robson God, can't believe you's call Ben Arfa God in your thread title" ffs

Pearson got them into that shit position in the first place, with a couple of additions they're going to win the fucking league this year

Fuck off man you tit.

He played up front with Ba for at least half his goals when he first signed. Nope. Vast majority Ba was out left.

http://www.skysports.com/football/live-blog/11095/10225233/man-city-interested-in-barcelona-goalkeeper-marc-andre-ter-stegen-says-guillem-balague

Again, he looked very bright in the 10 minutes he got at Stoke. Not just the chance he was unlucky with, he looked capable of making things happen a few times. Not saying that means he's any good but when he's had about 40 minutes and 10 of them were good then I've no idea why that goes down as him obviously being shite. He's no more shite or unsuited to the league or whatever than when he signed.

I remember his Peak in 1997. Long time ago now.

Would 100 per cent recommend it yeah, been a few times. It's one of the best places in London to see new or cult standup, it can be a mixed bag but less so than these gigs where the comics are that new that they're not yet getting paid for them. They generally have 3 comedians on a night and I've always really liked at least 2 of them. Compere is always very good too.

Think it depends how we start the game, our confidence is that delicate. If we start as we did at Leicester I think we'll win but start as we did against the mackems and we'll see our usual gutless away showing.

Saw Lee Hurst do standup less than a year ago at the comedy venue he owns in London, which is the Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green. He was really funny like, think he was seriously ill for a while though hence why he disappeared.

It is and it isn't his fault. It's an illness. Plenty on AA's website about this.

Tyldesley man, fuck off