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You'd sooner be a billboard for a parasitic company engaged in usury? It's amusing seeing the hand-wringing over the "Ashley, F--k off" patch when in reality, prior to Sunday's canned interview and a single win, most people were asking for just that. Yeah, Ashley has turned N-O around with his bullshit interview. Never underestimate the forum's capacity to hate an absolute cunt until the end of time, it's one of the best things it has going for it.

Yep it's all as cynical as it gets. Guy never wanted to ever have to do an interview, not a hope in hell. I hope someone dismantles and steals his greenhouse.

Yup, at first you hear words like "investment/Champions League/Make our own luck" etc, but if you dissect it, hes very careful to essentially promise nothing at alll. And absolve himself of any responsibility when it all goes wrong again, despite his "My door" shit. He's absolutely fucked it, AO were spot-on with their viscous response and I hope it's held up to scrutiny in years to come every time he pulls some new bullshit that makes NUFC a laughing stock. Was clearly just trying to save his own skin on the advice of his PR man and he fucked it. Nobody ever believes a proven liar in the long run, their words become hollow in the absence of any actions to back it up.

Was a bad, bad, bad interview. Think he was given too much credit initially because he could string the odd sentence together and was bold as brass. Read the content and he's fucked it, despite the copious preparation he's obviously made.

You'd have thought so. Fucking nightmare picking their team on FIFA, narrow as fuck and loads of great talent not even good enough for the bench.

Aye like it's out of his control. Fat dopey prick.

Eh?!

Greg.

Aye ana.

Would be a huge Busst.

Fucking hate the prick. Anyone put up that video of him "conducting" the crowd singing his name yet? Die.

Juventus seem to have an insane amount of depth in their squad down the centre of the pitch.

Fucking ridiculous state of affairs when we're supposed to be grateful for a change of policy whereby we stop throwing football matches.

Wew.

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Nigel Clough?

Too good to be true. Was very surprised by a chat I had with a QPR fan the other week. Says he's shite and he hopes they sell him now for OK money. Said he'd had a real purple patch in terms of his finishing but his all-round game is terrible and he's not worth bothering with. Told him I was surprised as I liked him from what I've seen but he honestly reckons he's shite. Maybe he's wrong but I'm inclined to believe people who watch it every week these days and he was pretty adamant.

It's just his latest soundbite, a la "I take the message and will therefore sell the club", "We can challenge the Manchester Uniteds of this world", "We're undertaking the Aston Villa model", "Hang on, it's now the Arsenal model", "The club needs to wipe its own nose", "I will put no more than 20 million pounds a season in" etc. Paraphrasing there but he obviously thinks we're thick if the idea is to pop up every now and then with this shite and have any fan with half a brain believe him.

Aye that was spot-on. It was all pure gold. "Won't leave until we win something". Unsurprisingly Craig didn't ask re his rationale. Whole thing was a fucking joke.

Exactly. There is not one iota of doubt. If you actually listen to the content of the interview there's less doubt than ever. "My door" followed by "I won't choose the next manager, that's not what I do". The guy's a manipulative, money-grabbing arsehole and it's never been clearer.

This summer's the real test IMO, or if the deals aren't there then we should see what happens in January. The ship's sailed man, they're completely correct to slaughter him in the manner they have done. They're a protest group called Ashley Out, not Please Change The Way You've Run The Club Ashley, We Have Full Faith In Your Intentions For Doing So.

Aye, never in doubt. Only thing is I don't think they will ever officially announce it. Decent shout, they did that with Hughton until he did well enough to warrant the gig permanently.

Fucking savage, that. Fair play to them.