Nexumaster

He looks like his head is screwed on a bit better now, I just doubt he has the pace to match his reading of situations anymore.

Hope he goes to make a green tea but forgets he's only supposed to put hot water in and puts milk in as well.

That was my first thought too. You're young, rich (or will be) and famous so why the hell would you tie yourself down at such a young age? edit: seems Ameritoon already answered that question: Free and swinging isn't for everybody tbf. Having your own young family is probably good for moral support and perspective, and helps to ground some of the players who would otherwise be a decadent danger to themselves with all the money and temptation around them! There is also the fact that it's probably better to be with someone who loves you before you're famous and hope to keep to yourselves when you do get famous. Rather than have gold digging, orange tanned, bints clamoring up your business.

Made the 2nd highest amount of tackles at the weekend apparently. I like him, especially going forward as an option, but crosses are his one weakness and it seems to be happening far too often.

Cost us the three points. In my opinion we did lots of things well and then his piss poor defending them gifted them a point. Cracking shot but it should never have been a shooting position. Not the first time he has ignored the man at the back and watched the ball float over either.

I put Perez in...and captained him! It's a gamble but if he starts I think it'll be worth it. Lukaku vs Vardy was too hard a choice for captaincy.

Perez into fantasy team, captained. Nailed on to get bummed by the worst team in the league.

Get it done. Get someone younger, quicker, sharper, hungrier in Jan. Sit Winegum slightly ahead of the new lad and off we goooooo!

wound me up no end when we used to be in the CL and he'd keep pronouncing it weirdly.

Betting he calls him a "mercurial talent" and says "the kind of player they adore up in Neu-castle" but "underperformed". Could make a fucking bingo card out of this shit.

He's an absolute crock, would do no better with our medical team, so no thanks.

Sissoko and Perez, two of our best (on their day) so we shouldn't be selling for any price. I could see us taking stupid bids though, much like with Carroll, but I wouldn't trust this lot to spend the money wisely enough.

A horrible 0-0 would be best. Sure they both get a point, but then they both look terrible to their next opponents, who subsequently take them for a rough and ragged bumming.

Janmaat is getting sent off here. Wonder if McClaren will recognise the danger of a player on a yellow in these conditions and with Janmaats record...or whether he'll leave him on, get a red and get picked apart by fucking Bournemouth.

Suffering, endless suffering.

The formation he keeps using is really winding me up. Anita and Colback looked like a pair of headless chickens and Cisse does fuck all up front on his own. All this means the midfield three have a lot of work to do and none of them have struck me as being world-beaters by any stretch of the imagination.

Great song 'The Chain'.

LUNGE

Like many others, need Liverpool to tonk Bournemouth tonight with Clyne, Coutinho, Benteke.

Nope :\

If Courtois gets his Red card lifted will they remove the minus points on this league? /desperation

He looked decent, I don't mind having him in the squad but he's by no means top class and shouldn't just start automatically.

They're half price at Tesco atm. Just so you know.

When does the Chancellor arrive back here?

I like the look of this lad and the three signings have got me a bit giddy. Probably setting me up for yet more frustration than anything else. However, as others have already said, a few more solid signings (and hopefully getting rid of some rotten wood) will see us right?