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Which Alli might miss now.

That Spurs result, injury for Dier, possible ban for Alli? Could be huge for our final game. SJP rocking and Spurs with a few key players out/lack of anything to go for.

I feel like the opposite might happen, it would be a big scalp for Champo teams to take down Benitez, so they'd up their game against us.

What is up with the lady presenting on sky sports news right now? Every time i tune in she sounds like she has a raging cold...been like it for over a year I'm sure...

Still a 10. Not sure where the optimism has come from, we needed to win one of the last two games. Now we need Norwich or Sunderland to lose most of their games and I cant see both of them doing that - especially with watford/everton in there.

Hoping they play fringe players out of form, professional job from us, 1-2. Three points and it will be on like donkey kong.

We're still due to go down in my eyes, it's all a bit late for us. I can't see the likes of Watford or Everton putting up much of a fight, that's what will be the kicker - easy points for Mackems and Canaries.

This. Let Cisse tire them and try to hit them in the second half if we can. We aren't going to get points any other way IMO.

Needs to start Lascelles, I can't even comprehend how mad I'll be if I see Mbemba paired with Taylor again. I think we're down but I'd like to see us get a few wins on the board to make Norwich work for it - fucking gutless bunch.

These aren't invincible like some people seem to think. I don't think we'll win but it isn't impossible if Rafa puts out a team with Cisse, Mitro and Perez to shock them from the off - it also needs some passion from the whole team. It won't happen like, but god I really hope it does.

What if Brighton miss out on promotion? Could we get Hughton back?

I feel sick about how right I was about him, said he was overpriced, said he always cuts in. It's mind-boggling how badly our "80m" was spent.

Anyone thinking Everton or Swansea could be dragged if they have clangers? /strawclutching

I agree with everything there except his speed...I think he's slower than people give him credit for. He can accelerate well but I don't recall him beating his man much - possibly because he also lacks the strength. To me it's obvious he's always going to cut inside, easy to defend against that when you know it's going to be happening every time.

Unfit, Unorganised or Uninterested? We've looked lacking for most of the season, but it's shown itself more lately. Not getting at teams, not winning second balls or pressuring the opposition enough. Which of the above three is wrong with the team?

Moved Perez into my FPL team, so of course he'll be dropped for this. Also, very nervous, may be difficult to sleep tomorrow night. Gonna be watching at a mates house and he loves to pretend Fat Sam is a genius just to wind me up.

It really did my tree in last night as you know if we were in that position someone would get booked and there would be 6 mins on the board even if it had been announced as 3. Don't understand why it isn't a straight yellow for a player standing in the throw-in position, not looking to get the ball.

One thing's for sure, without Mahrez and Kante I don't think they'd be that great a team. They have the hardest working midfield going but once you take those two out (and yes, to a lesser extent Vardy) then they're pretty average. Can't believe a defensive partnering of Huth and Morgan (throw Simpson in too) are top of the league - baffling.

Later this afternoon when he rejects our offer He's got Ashley's tits in a vice though surely? Groundswell of support for bringing him in, with the real prospect of losing the Prem money if we don't get a decent manager in (that's not to say we won't even with him).

Thank fuck for that. I'm far too gullible.

Someone just showed me a picture of Rodgers, apparently in Newcastle city center....ugh I hope it's fake

Guy at my work says he's known players who trained under Pearson who said he's brutal. Apparently, one player said the only thing he was scared of in life was Pearson and he didn't dare disappoint him.

Fuck me, that's a champo side right there.

Think this will be 2-2, Steve will say we showed "tremendous" spirit. I'd probably take a point right now but we need three to make some progress, anything less keeps us well and truly in the mire.

Really hate modern footballers. Put your fucking iphone away, you've made the deal, how much more important stuff is he expecting that he has to hold it 24/7. /irritable rant