Nexumaster

I put Perez in...and captained him! It's a gamble but if he starts I think it'll be worth it. Lukaku vs Vardy was too hard a choice for captaincy.

Perez into fantasy team, captained. Nailed on to get bummed by the worst team in the league.

Get it done. Get someone younger, quicker, sharper, hungrier in Jan. Sit Winegum slightly ahead of the new lad and off we goooooo!

wound me up no end when we used to be in the CL and he'd keep pronouncing it weirdly.

Betting he calls him a "mercurial talent" and says "the kind of player they adore up in Neu-castle" but "underperformed". Could make a fucking bingo card out of this shit.

He's an absolute crock, would do no better with our medical team, so no thanks.

Sissoko and Perez, two of our best (on their day) so we shouldn't be selling for any price. I could see us taking stupid bids though, much like with Carroll, but I wouldn't trust this lot to spend the money wisely enough.

A horrible 0-0 would be best. Sure they both get a point, but then they both look terrible to their next opponents, who subsequently take them for a rough and ragged bumming.

Janmaat is getting sent off here. Wonder if McClaren will recognise the danger of a player on a yellow in these conditions and with Janmaats record...or whether he'll leave him on, get a red and get picked apart by fucking Bournemouth.

Suffering, endless suffering.

The formation he keeps using is really winding me up. Anita and Colback looked like a pair of headless chickens and Cisse does fuck all up front on his own. All this means the midfield three have a lot of work to do and none of them have struck me as being world-beaters by any stretch of the imagination.

Great song 'The Chain'.

LUNGE

Like many others, need Liverpool to tonk Bournemouth tonight with Clyne, Coutinho, Benteke.

Nope :\

If Courtois gets his Red card lifted will they remove the minus points on this league? /desperation

He looked decent, I don't mind having him in the squad but he's by no means top class and shouldn't just start automatically.

They're half price at Tesco atm. Just so you know.

When does the Chancellor arrive back here?

I like the look of this lad and the three signings have got me a bit giddy. Probably setting me up for yet more frustration than anything else. However, as others have already said, a few more solid signings (and hopefully getting rid of some rotten wood) will see us right?

Need Beren to renew the league, then previous users don't need to lift a finger. #wait Just wasted valuable minutes of my lunch trying to use that old code over and over

I miss Sir Bobby

Ugh...I can't be doing with this nonsense. Just fuck off for fucks sake.

Did Schteve not have issues with Fawaz at Forest over their set up? I guess if we pay a lot better wages he might put all that aside, though that'd be a bad sign if he doesn't have a set of principles!

What's happening with the Magpie Brand one? I've not checked back in a few days and their Twitter hasn't been updated. That one looked promising as an alternative at a cheap enough price for me to wear without worrying (which is my issue with the retro ones).