Stifler

Two shit teams here.

Why does Sky sports have a phone number above the Sky sports logo? I already have Sky sports hence why I can see the pictures on my TV and how I can see the sky sports logo, so why the fuck would I want to upgrade to Sky sports again?

This game has a draw written all over it.

It's nice to see Sunderland and Boro work together on their youth policy. Sunderland build a statue to scare the kids away, and Boro build a net to capture them. They both end up getting to have their wicked way with the kids. The sick bastards.

You know you could just avoid this thread.

The government and London Mayor have approved West Ham's bid.

O'Hara still looks the better option.

Whoever did Ireland's medical and said he would be able to play long enough for us to get some use out of his this season needs to be shot. The chances are that we will be in late March or even April before he does get a game for us.

The commentry from the radio on that. :mackems: :mackems: "Boom boom, Chiek Tiote".

Yeah, like I said, it's just so I don't forget and we can think of catagories. Why don't we just make it the awards thread, not just for players. Best comeback? Best win? Best home win? Best away win? Most credible draw? Best Cup win?

Howay man, do you ever say any positive. I imagine that if we won a trophy you would be disappointed because we would have to pay out cup win bonuses to players.

£50k per week.

Best Player: Tiote. Most Improved Player: Jonas (starting to bring more balls into the box). Goal of the Season: Tiote against Arsenal. Pass of the Season: Barton's quick freekick against West Ham (H) which lead to our 2nd goal . Sub of the Season: Ranger.

I've just woke up to the news. As it went by on the SSN ticker I was expecting it to say hands in a transfer request, or will be out for the rest of the season. This is a good indication that the players left at the club believe it is moving forward, even if Carroll didn't.

I've heard a few southerners say it after being told it is Newcastle, not Nooocarsel.

It has to be the greatest moment, but the moment when I realised I was going to support this club forever was before that and I can't remember at what point.

Just been watching Preston vs QPR highlights on SS1. I was thinking "You know what, I'd like to see them stay up, I have nothing against them", then Phil Brown came on.

What about Canada?, whats places are good to watch Newcastle games in Toronto/Hamilton area?

I was there for the England vs Germany friendly a few days before he died. I think before hand we all knew it was just a matter of time, but when he came out onto the pitch I just said to my mam, "Thats him saying goodbye, such a shame to see such a strong person fall victim to a horrible illness like that". I was enjoying myself during the game, after he came onto the pitch though I just felt really sad and pretty depressed because I knew what was around the corner. When the news of his death broke a few days later I wasn't surprised as from after that game I had been expecting it to happen at anytime. Anyway their wil never be another one like him, I hope Mourinho (highly unlikely)eventually come and manages us to finish the job that Bobby started.

Birmigham shareholders in Hong Kong announce different designs for their stadium redevelopment. Anyway the guy they have in the London studio 24/7 is live there, that is if you ignore the dodgy looking backdrop, and the fact that he was on SSN live in the studio in the early hours of the morning.

This, a bid between £8m-£10m plus appearance and performance related fees would be acceptable, and should give us a great chance of signing him before everyone else comes knocking.

Fucking hell, are you guys really changing the thread title over a DAILY MAIL quote?

They are still a few years away from that.

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