Dr.Spaceman

Because it definitely works like that.

Sorry like, but they're as shite as each other.

Shite from Hayden like

FFS, that bench includes two centre halves better than the two on the pitch, and two unproven kids. This team is a mess.

Nah, they're without Richarlison, they will struggle. If we lose it won't be because of Atsu.

I think Gateshead are supposed to get 20% or something like that. Insane amount for them.

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden. Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too. Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit.

Loans are the zero hours contracts of the footballing world. And our coked up matchgoers will lap it up.

He's only good on the left of a back three. Not really anything we haven't already got.

Imagine us getting to a semi-final

The sad truth.

It's almost like this January window has been a complete surprise to the club.

Why is he waiting until mid January to tell him

Leicester you can understand, and Wolves to an extent with their owners / business model, but Crystal Palace

If it's true, whoever advised him needs shooting. Ruined a f***ing career before it's started, ffs. "We may as well give him a go, can't be worse than Joelinton!!!!!!!11111"

All for it, as long as they're good enough. We need a female Peter Drury.

I mean it works both ways. The bloke signed Koulibaly and Jorginho, but also signed Matz Sels and Achraf Lazaar. You can do this with literally any manager in the world

I get the maroon and blue thing, but it would be way more effective to stand opposite the club shop with a few hundred people NOT going to the game.

Sure as the sun rises in the east, Lee Ryder shoots down another transfer rumour with the bluntest of blunt tweets.

And just hit the bar. This is a decent game.

Anyone who'd be happy with one addition to our first team needs their head examined.

That's not going to go down well with Wilf, poor Palace Zaha leaving Palace is going to be interesting. Wonder if it will just so happen to conincide with Hodgson's retirement.

I mean the bloke played over 350 games in the PL as well as 56 times for England (scoring 10 goals). Not sure how much he's wasted, given that he had more than his fair share of serious injuries.

Is he absolutely mental?

Who at this stage gives a fuck about how many loyalty points everyone else has?