Dr.Spaceman

Yep, 2/3 draws keeps us up imo.

Sounds like a pisstake James Bond film if we pretended Steve Bruce was playing the lead.

The difference between this chump and Eddie Howe really is night and day, isn't it I love reading articles like this, really makes you appreciate where we're currently at.

He probably paid thousands to look like that too.

The return of Eddie Allardyce.

Not arsed if he goes, personally. If he does go it will be because that's what Howe wants and his replacement will likely be a better fit tactically. Article is horse shit though.

Same reason Adolf Hitler isn't.

You sure you're a uni student with grammar like that?

I'd be all over this. History tells us that one failed stint at Chelsea is nothing to go by.

12-1 is fine, I'll sack cricket off if I'm needed that day.

Sunday only for me.

Aye, those types can continue to sign for Everton for all I care.

Count me in then

What time? If we're done by 12 I should be fine.

Why is there a stormtrooper holding the flag on the top crest?

It needs a proper train station with frequent stops, until then it'll remain a tip.

I'd rather we took the approach Man City took with Foden - protect him and do absolutely everything at our pace.

TAA would have been a Beckham type in a different era. I think he's great, personally.

I think you've completely misunderstood my post. I wasn't saying he should go to Gateshead at all, moreso that they're a good side in general for youngsters to go to at the moment. Hardly non-league obscurity to us in the NE though. Players we send to Gateshead will be in constant close contact with the club.

I think I'd even hate the transfer on a free with no wages. Bloke is everything I don't want Newcastle to be.

Annoying how he was denied a work permit to sign for Derby after being with the club for a month or so, never understood that at the time, but apparently he married a Portuguese lass which allowed him to sign for Portsmouth.

Not sure why anyone would pile in on someone who's used her huge tits to build a following, it's baffling.

Pogba? Nah, I'd hate that.

Immeeydeeyit retirement? Well I never

Gateshead are currently an excellent club for a young baller to join, they're smashing sides left, right and centre whilst playing some lovely stuff. Big Mike has a future in league management, for sure. Anderson looks too good for Bristol's league though, never mind the National League North. Really hope he's in our first team squad from next season tbh.