Dr.Spaceman

Benteke ffs More chance of re-signing Big Shols.

27 year old defender from Sporting Kansas. He'll be tapping his shoes together before Christmas.

I'm sure Sunderland regard some guy who scored one in 3 in the old division 2 as a cult hero.

They'll try and do what Palace did, try and stay up without spending shed loads, knowing that they are probably already better than 3 other teams in the league. They'll give Newcastle a good game for a start.

What a great strike for the 7th.

Does Roberto Martinez really want Gareth Barry hanging around for 3 years? He'll be 36...

Richard Keogh, was in tears after fucking up in the play-off final, poor fella. Was outstanding all season as well. Very nice kits, got that old school look to them.

From the little I've seen of Janmaat I'd prefer to take a gamble on him.

Buy all the Dutch

Who ate all the paella?

It makes you laugh doesn't it.

Goodbye to the best RB I've ever seen play for us

You would like to think it's that simple, but unfortunately it isn't. I'm willing to bet a fair wedge that they are as large as they are precisely because they have attempted "good diets". It's a lot more complicated than that. http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Can+t+tell+if+white+Snoop+or+just+Adrien+Brody+_405c069296c8033a1415f7e3b9ede84f.jpg

I played a match last night with the same referee we had in the last reds vs blues game. He's the worst referee I've ever been on the same pitch as. Still livid about him the day after

Why are we not all over this? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28124256

Imagine having two Celtic legends in charge of your first team

From JUST £62.50 per month

It's people like this who hold the fanbase back Is he too old to be aborted?

Signed some kid called Andrai Jones who Barnsley have released. I know literally nothing about him. This is like when Newcastle signed players in 1995 and you'd never even seen them before, no youtube or anything, it's mint

Stuck £50 on Newcastle to get relegated. Have a fun season, chaps.

Everything about Gateshead is better than 'us'

Out of interest, who would people rather have, Jordi Gomez or Jack Colback?

Bad times. It was always on the cards after the season he's had though. Good luck to to the lad.

I can't listen to Chris Waddle, man. What the fuck's his accent doing?