Dr.Spaceman

I hate this, he's 20 and hasn't played a lot of football at the top level but clearly has something about him. Not sure whether there was a need for that article at all.

Always made me laugh when I saw his career amounted to absolutely nothing. Became a taxi driver iirc. "And you, you big cunt..."

Yes, because it may end with others being allowed to catch-up

Fuck PSR. This lad should still be with us.

Oooh, Harvey Barnes

3rd round of the FA Cup and you've got half a chance.

How is it 8 minutes added on?

Why would you sell Minteh when you can sell Harvey Barnes

Sell Harvey barnes

We're making Mario Fucking Lemina look like prime Vieira here

Lemina doesn't need marking.....right

Weak as fuck

Their manager Eddie Van Houw likes to give players 6 months before even learning their name

Budapest... In one of the most right wing countries in modern times. Delightful. Hopefully no players bring out the rainbow laces for this one.

JT was in the car ready to drive up the M1 according to John Gibson, then someone got injured and he was needed.

Shite, move on.

I'm more than happy with class players on the bench. Barnes & Tonali v tired legs will be fun.

Tosin!

Spitty thinks Everton should be challenging for Europe? They've been average to shite my entire lifetime

7-1 and our goal was an OG. Wtf.

Emery is going to give himself a heart attack

Wut

Pickford's getting wound up, he's going to do something stupid

What the fuck is this game, DCL maaaaan

Oof