You, his mum, dad, useless brother and nobody else would be my guess.
Looks like he surprised quite a few people other than the ones you mentioned. Might even have surprised you a little in the first half particularly, but even if he did, you wouldn't come out and admit it, would you?
He did OK at times. It's still beyond an embarrassment that he starting games for us in the PL.
it is ok to admit you were wrong you know.