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GW9: Crystal Palace 0-4 Arsenal Aston Villa 2-2 Everton Liverpool 2-0 West Brom Man Utd 2-0 Stoke City Norwich 2-1 Cardiff City Southampton 2-1 Fulham Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Chelsea 1-1 Man City Swansea 2-1 West Ham Tottenham 3-0 Hull City

I missed the goal, couldn't think of a better time to see who we had on the bench than when we have a free kick!

GW8 : Newcastle 1-4 Liverpool Arsenal 3-1 Norwich Chelsea 2-0 Cardiff City Everton 2-1 Hull City Man Utd 3-1 Southampton Stoke City 2-1 West Brom Swansea 2-1 Sunderland West Ham 0-2 Man City Aston Villa 1-3 Tottenham Crystal Palace 1-2 Fulham

65 international caps between them could suggest it's the latter?

It was a friendly. We won 1-0 and Nolan scored.

GW7: Man City 2-1 Everton Cardiff City 1-1 Newcastle Fulham 2-1 Stoke City Hull City 1-1 Aston Villa Liverpool 3-0 Crystal Palace Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Norwich 0-2 Chelsea Southampton 2-2 Swansea Tottenham 3-0 West Ham West Brom 1-3 Arsenal

GW6: Tottenham 0-0 Chelsea Aston Villa 0-3 Man City Fulham 2-1 Cardiff City Hull City 1-1 West Ham Man Utd 2-0 West Brom Southampton 2-0 Crystal Palace Swansea 1-3 Arsenal Stoke City 1-0 Norwich Sunderland 1-2 Liverpool Everton 2-1 Newcastle

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GW5: Norwich 1 v 1 Aston Villa Liverpool 2 v 0 Southampton Newcastle 1 v 0 Hull City West Brom 2 v 2 Sunderland West Ham 1 v 1 Everton Chelsea 2 v 0 Fulham Arsenal 2 v 0 Stoke City Crystal Palace 1 v 2 Swansea Cardiff City 1 v 2 Tottenham Man City 1 v 1 Man Utd

GW4: Man Utd 3-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-1 Newcastle Fulham 2-1 West Brom Hull City 1-1 Cardiff City Stoke City 0-2 Man City Sunderland 1-3 Arsenal Tottenham 3-1 Norwich Everton 1-2 Chelsea Southampton 2-1 West Ham Swansea 0-1 Liverpool

Nothing surprising in what's gone on, I'm pleased with Remy but it very much feels as though everyone else has moved forward and improved whilst we've just stood still. Our first XI has improved with the Remy addition but another striker was needed along with a winger. Still think that our biggest mistake of the summer was not sacking Pardew, although if Kinnear was to be his replacement then we've dodged a hefty bullet.

Marko Arnautovic to Stoke.

GW3: Man City 3-0 Hull City Cardiff City 1-1 Everton Newcastle 1-2 Fulham Norwich 1-1 Southampton West Ham 2-1 Stoke City Crystal Palace 1-2 Sunderland Liverpool 1-2 Man Utd West Brom 1-1 Swansea Arsenal 2-2 Tottenham

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Fulham 1-3 Arsenal Everton 2-0 West Brom Hull City 1-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 2-1 Sunderland Stoke City 1-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 3-1 Swansea Man Utd 2-2 Chelsea

GW1: Liverpool 2-0 Stoke City Arsenal 3-1 Aston Villa Norwich 2-2 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Fulham West Brom 1-2 Southampton West Ham 2-0 Cardiff City Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 1-3 Tottenham Chelsea 3-0 Hull City Man City 3-0 Newcastle Chelsea 3-1 Aston Villa

'Well we was gonna have eggs with French toast, but the eggs were looking tired from all the travelling they did during the week, so I fort we was best off playing it safe with a tried and tested full English'

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man city 3rd-6th: Man utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, spurs. Relegation: West brom hull Crystal Palace Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: West brom Top Goal Scorer: Van persie Break Out Year: Tom Carroll Season to Forget: Fernandinho PFA Player of the Year: Van persie PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshire Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Last 16 of both. How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, win at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan Qpr forest Championship Relegation: Barnsley Millwall Yeovil League One Promotion: Peterborough Wolves Brentford League One Relegation: Shrewsbury Colchester Carlisle Coventry League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe Chesterfield Oxford Burton League Two Relegation: Morecambe Dagenham FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Everton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff United Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Arsenal World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? nope Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 11 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Ok, although his players won't be as effective as they are given to be. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Something will still go wrong! Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? In 2016, when Adam Campbell towers above Robert Huth to seal a win away to Stoke.

Antoine griezmann realistic for spurs?

I think naturally we tend to overestimate the ability of some of our players, but the main issue with what we have is that Pardew sends them out tactically blindfolded. The squad we have has plenty of quality and technical ability but we only get to see that in spurts due to how we are instructed to play.

Stoke signing Nelson Oliveira on loan apparently.

"I fort we was feeling the effects from the effort we put in during the midweek game"