ben-nufc

Seems like my effort gained mixed-woeful reviews. Less effort needed next time.

Heard the left backs in trouble as a part of operation yewtree after Yun Suk Young meat.

Sepp Blartt mall cop.

Same goes for McCormack as it does for Colback, would take as a squad player but nothing more. No more than £4m for McCormack.

Good signing imo, providing of course he's nothing more than a squad player...

Need shifting/nowhere near good enough. We need 4/5 good players 1/2 wingers, 2 strikers and a creative influence in midfield. I think our defence is ok, midfield as a base isn't bad, just more numbers/creativity needed and clearly we're desperate up front.

Cabella, Lacazette + another striker and a winger. With a new manager obviously.

Sack the scum bidet and replace him with someone with an ounce of tactical knowledge who is happy with having good players bought for him and give Carr £20-25m. No need to spend £60m on Pardle cloggers. Problem solved money saved. Mike gets his wish we get ours (relatively speaking).

Playing for the respectable 2-0 defeat. 'We did ok today', 'We offered fret', 'We restricted them', 'We can be proud of our performance'.

Gameweek 38 Cardiff 1-3 Chelsea Fulham 2-2 Crystal Palace Hull 1-2 Everton Liverpool 4-0 Newcastle Man City 3-0 West Ham Norwich 0-2 Arsenal Southampton 2-2 Man Utd Sunderland 2-1 Swansea Tottenham 2-0 A.Villa West Brom 1-1 Stoke

How far will this go? Will the likes of Port Vale have a B team?

Holtby?

Can see Pardew signing Macheda, colback and someone like Scott Sinclair on loan.

8144 attendance.

Caulker, Cabella, Mane, Lacazette, Gomis.

West Ham 1-2 Tottenham Aston Villa 0-0 Hull Man Utd 3-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Cardiff Stoke 1-1 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Southampton Everton 1-2 Man City Arsenal 2-0 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 Norwich Crystal Palace 1-3 Liverpool Man Utd 2-0 Hull Man City 4-0 Aston Villa Sunderland 2-1 West Brom

I could forgive the cunty arrogance of the man if we simply played football matches to win! We are quite comfortably the worst team to watch, devoid of any creativity and relying on a rigid formation to scrape points. There's never any discernible pattern to our play, everything looks so clumsy and unbalanced. Stoke away was one of the most gut wrenching performances I've seen, it looked like we were happy to keep it at 1-0 and not get embarrassed instead of going flat out for an equaliser. The sooner this charlatan gets the boot the better, and finally we might get to see our players given the chance to express themselves and finally realise some of the potential that they possess.

'As everyone knows arsenal started out as a team for workers at an ammunitions factory, they have a long history of producing when it's needed. We can't compete with that'

He really doesn't half talk some absolute bollocks. He goes on about the last 5 games/short-term results as though they're the sole reason people are on his back, seemingly forgetting last season and post Boxing Day this season. The Cabaye replacement excuse doesn't wash with me in the slightest, we knew in the summer he wanted out, we kept hold of him knowing full well he would be off in 6 months or at best a year. To say we ran out of time to find a replacement is just ludicrous.

Southampton 2-2 Everton Fulham 2-1 Hull Stoke 1-1 Tottenham Swansea 2-0 Aston Villa West Brom 3-2 West Ham Man Utd 4-0 Norwich Sunderland 1-0 Cardiff Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea Crystal Palace 1-2 Man City Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle

"You'll never guess who was in the tent next to us? Robert de Niro. He's doing another Dear Hunter in Rhyll. Absolutely hammered him at swingball."

Dat penis graph...

Massive game this despite it having no bearing on our season. Win or draw and Pardew will retain some support. Lose and it might be a big shift within the crowd.

Gameweek 35: Tottenham 2-1 Fulham Aston Villa 0-2 Southampton Cardiff 1-1 Stoke Newcastle 1-1 Swansea West Ham 0-0 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland Norwich 1-4 Liverpool Hull 1-2 Arsenal Everton 1-2 Man Utd Man City 2-0 West Brom

Things got a little feisty at one point in the away end. After the first 'Pardew out' chant two lads were kicking off on another group of our fans, looked like it might get vicious at one point.