Darth Crooks

Tiote coming back is like replacing a hand with no fingers with one with five thumbs.

So slow.

Oh Kevin Mbmabu...what a wonderful phrase.

Well somehow other teams have the ability to score unlike us.

Not entirely but there was definitely luck involved towards the end. Could easy have lost.

Yep. Rode our luck as far as I could tell. At least we scored.

I've no time for Crooks like

I don't get the lot that will criticise Pardew yet fully support him and the way it panned out with this lad. I know he is clearly difficult but still. They use the Hull stuff as defence but look where they are for not sticking with him. Some clueless twats at the top level of the English game.

I got 18. West Brom and palace. Pardew you cunt.

This. It's s factor but he's hardly going to criticise TV money being at the heart of it given his current employment.

Think he means Pardew walked

Is he wearing Trevor Francis' suit? What a clip. He has a head like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons

This cunt still a useless cunt yet?

I honestly don't give a shit about communicating empty platitudes. It's all you'll ever get - just make some fucking sensible decisions for once.

Damn wifi.

Sean lasagne

Sean Lasagne

Did Mario kart ever have bag of wank as a power up?

Charnley is the key figure. Who knows what list was put to him but he's the one who has peddled 'quality over quantity'

Absolutely. They have proven it doesn't necessarily mean oblivion like Portsmouth.

Bummageddon is nigh.

Mbalright

Of course there is.

Have never replaced HBA or Cabaye. It's been his downfall.