Darth Crooks

Refreshing change from the rivière - gouffran debate.

Especially when up until an hour ago I thought this thread was about Charlie Adam, turns out it doesn't make a difference jajajaja

Didn't hear a telltale slurp or let me tell you...

I think he's fine just not a left back

His bulletproof nature under poor English managers has endeared him little to some. I think he's steady enough but people talk as if he's pivotal to a midfield. Seems to be the case a lot elsewhere.

What's the guy behind him to the left doing doing elvis impressions into a censored cock?

What a very selective and bizarre response.

We've let far better players go for fuck all though so it's hardly about getting decent fees. There are surely championship clubs that would be dying to take the likes of Williamson off our hands based on his current status alone. I can only assume they rate him to some degree. We can happily jettison santon but not Obertan? It's weird.

Obertan runs faster = more effort = passion. He is consistently utter shit Looks like he's trying to work out whether he's looking at his own feet or not on shrooms when on the ball and rarely has much impact beyond running at tired legs.

Tore it up in the Greek top flight by all accounts. Probs equivalent standard to the German 2nd but the lad has demonstrated some of the undoubted potential that he hasn't had to he time to show imo.

Strewth. Mike Williamson looked fantastic?

Almost laughable isn't it?

Fucking hell. Tiote, obertan and gouffran all moe deserving then eh? I know they are different positions but it's not the dead wood being peddled.

Premature.

I'd be disappointed if Perez didn't feature significantly after last season. I've not seen any pre season this year but it sounds like it's been atrocious.

Aw Ashley just fuck off man. When are going to realise they don't have to tolerate this sidestepping and half measures act every season? This guy is going to rue joining at this time.

Not sure what people were expecting from the magpie shirt. People say they want straight b&w stripes and that's what they get. I've worn my retro supermac shirt for years as its timeless but I'm all for this direct fuck you to Ashley without having it cringey letters over an existential mg paid for current club shirt.

You've really done it now toney...

The sex

Never seen a more meteoric decent to dump trajectory in all my life. Not since Lost anyway.

Saying how he may work in our team is not the same as assuming he's signed is it?

Chased with a host of golf clubs might work.

Hehehe

Really hate my username btw. Can I change my name to Darth Crooks?

colo was for a long time, as was terry with his last ditch efforts (along with being vocal of course) too many average players are praised for being gobshites in the game. I always thought carragher a competent if overrated player and Gerard just as likely to cheat, do something risky as do something brilliant, which he was of course. It's a very hazy term in football but coming back to Nufc I think jsanmaat has the intelligence, command and temperament to do it best. Which means it'll be colback every time.