Darth Crooks

We all know that Dave but whilst not accepting it as right, it's where we're at with these twats.

Hopefully this means dismbembament for Williamson

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He's shit.

Mbemba youre from congo. love it

Chancel be a fine thing

Can I get a swoop swoop?

There are tampons with more guile, skill and presence than Mike Williamson. Taylor isn't THAT bad.

It would be if the other chump was still about

'Hes spent 40 million' was the cry last season and after an interview 'Hes seen the light'? Come on. AO were the figurative Chinese burn to get him to condescend to a clearly staged and benign response..

Ta for the update

Tear the pitch up. Mit ro Vitch up.

Mbemba Bemba Bemba Bemba Bemba what a Womble you are...

Mbemba nothing lasts forever not even cold Mbemba rain...

Still busy brushing the inquest under the carpet. With a toothbrush

Colo's a proper bell like. Glad I changed my surname to a much more popular player

Charnley image I'm not going to shake...

Still acting like cunts but just communicating better doesn't make a blind bit of difference to be honest.

Never trust a woman dressed as a galaxy caramel

Clapiss STDisse

If Gerrard pickled his own head for 25 years and then stuck it in a desk fan then yes.

De Jong can't seem to maintain command his own vital organs let alone lead a Premier League side.

He's alright like. He's somewhere between James Perch and Danny Guthrie

Looks like Eric Sykes after his stroke.

Pashun