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Darth Crooks

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  1. Sort of the point he was getting at isn't it?
  2. 'Hey jack want to see a snap of my cunt kid?'
  3. Did he not. We won a cup game where he figured in a big win. I know that much.
  4. We've got proper jammy with Perez. Up until an injury or two hit and we tried to deliberately throw a cup game v citeh in which he was class; they were happy to have him as a stiff.
  5. Ian W. All of them. Typical former death eater talk.
  6. https://www.facebook.com/ynfathehub/videos/864490296921200/
  7. He really hasn't. Watching him play for pardew through the rose tint of my translucent scrotum would be deeply saddening.
  8. Correct decision. They'll be able to attract someone of pedigree now. Some foreign ostrich
  9. Whey. They'll still be attached; I'll just be staring at my crotch awfully closely. Not all that different when I put it like that.
  10. The Chinese actually don't use player names. They number them, like their food.
  11. Dunno why everyone's so happy about a Cuban socialist dictator like
  12. Can every body just stop getting shot...
  13. He's at Glastonbury? Right. He's getting a Dunlop to the knee at the front row of enter shakari its whatever shit he's into. Probably garage, the cleft.
  14. Didn't he say he could become the ultimate midfielder or some shit?
  15. 'You fat cockney bastard - get out of our clum'
  16. Passed blob Elliot with his bang average missus and cunt kid earlier outside Euston.
  17. Darth Crooks

    John Carver

    See I've come to the realisation being an assistant counts for fuck all.
  18. Looks like he should be asking you for 20p for the bus.
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