Darth Crooks

Jack-2 [Tekken] Muamba

I live in leyton Ian. I'll come and watch. It's a toss up between that, watching the match or something constructive like nailing my bellend to a plank.

Swollen pie gland.

In greatest peril when in possession remember.

His only tactic seems to be getting 'breaks'. Try a spinal one Alan, when you find it.

Pissing me self at the last few seconds

Looks like Mohammed Ali has had a go at sketching the Olympic rings

I for one have my cock firmly up the arse of a true player; Yohan gouffran, as should any true fans cock worth it's salt.

Garth Crooks needs medical help He's on cowies man. http://i60.tinypic.com/s3njt2.jpg 'The mung is strong in this one...'

Don't see how he hinders a team at all apart from butting heads with, largely dickhead, managers. He's a dickhead to some degree clearly but I don't see how he 'hinders' teams.

And every disco I've been in...

It's probably worth considering that Dummett's the best defender of the 3 and has more goals for NUFC than the other two combined in their entire careers. It is worth considering. So are the counter-arguments. CB please. He can still chip in with a header.

He's like that bloke from the apprentice the other night. Love to see them do a managers version he'd come across a right jap.

Marveux is a more direct player than colback/Anita or Tiote, who, all of different nationalities are not as direct or/positive with the ball. It's about what people want from certain positions and jack buggery to do with local or not. On the flip side, look at the frenzy there is when we have a local number 9; even though it shouldn't and doesn't really matter.

100 % spot on. All of who, are better with the ball at the feet/more creative than their peers/replacements. That's the (valid) criticism, not because they are foreign. Dummett needs an extended run at CB. That's his future. If he can play as a full back once in blue moon too then so be it.

This foreigners over local lads stuff is bollocks like. People just don't think he's an effective left back in the attacking sense. Not that it really matters, I for one am happy we have a decent local prospect for centre half.

Frodo and co. can fuck off like

Hey! yay! toon crew get offered McLeod

It's his slick demeanor. Despite not being able to master English. His glib and confident air serves him well. Shamelessly. He comes across as credible for those not paying attention and for some reason these sort of runs mean more than longer bad ones if you are not one of the Fleet Street darlings.

Don't think we need him. Not sure what he brings We've found that special thing. We're flying without Ings.

To be fair I've seen glaciers more mobile than Kevin Nolan

I have a lot more time for Dummett at centre half and that's his future here. He's not what you need in a full back in the prem. He's a massive upgrade on Williamson as well.

Aye I know we played knock a dog run as kids.

Cut to the chase. Is he pants or not? If your expectation level was low in the first place then fair enough. I do think people are romanticing the effectiveness of his crossing and dead balls. He hasn't really delivered consistently on that front, albeit scoring in some crucial goals in derbies and Europe. He's tidy enough and has a decent touch but we have enough players like that and he is an abysmal full back.

So he's done better than poorer signings so he isnt pants? That's hardly a good yardstick. I know it's taboo to knock a dog when he's down but the blokes been largely bilge despite the occasional free kick our decent spell of crossing.