Darth Crooks

He walks like Rihanna.

Good idea that mate. Somebody should pay you hundreds of thousands of pounds to do that. Even if it takes you two years. S'all good brah.

Hoped you wiped up. There's no need to be sad either; it's perfectly normal.

Yet Ryan Taylor is being gauged in comparison to beckham in his thread. Fucking nuts.

Badji, badji, badji,badji. Mushroom, mushroom.

'Gash'.

No different to last season thus far. Our wins happen to have been in a bigger row.

Nailed on.

Candidate for the Pokémon thread

Beckham had the subtle talent of being able to create space through intelligent positioning and awareness without necessarily needing to outpace or outmuscle someone. Quite a rare quality. The fact he's being used as a yardstick for the ability of Ryan Taylor makes about as much sense as a hog roast in Tel-Aviv.

I can't figure out who that is aimed at; pretty sure no one slagged anyone off for going to away games. Plenty of stick for those criticising the protests or those actively wanting to lose. People were getting threatened at matches for protesting.

Good lad. 100% but he's been largely shite barring a few standout performances. Let's not rewrite the past.

Wew.

Just depressing that it's completely despite his ignorance of individual talent and he holds all the cards. Could be an almost carbon copy of last season if he bulls it up line he did last January.

That turn was the sex

Sounds harsh but he'd only be keeping someone better out of the squad. Get well soon though Ryan; not nice to see good pros go through hardship.

“I always enjoy Harry’s teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair.” C'mon man it's not a vast difference in semantics. He implies his own teams have flair and attacking impetus. I'm hardly misrepresenting what he's said.

It's not like it's just a lie; he is delusional, 100%.

Gangsta Garth crooks' east coast/west coast niggahs type stuff all up in here.

'Like my teams, always on the front foot and with flair'. This guy.

Sick of this bulking up crap. Shame they don't get fat knackers like rob Elliot and gosling to trim down. Bulking up pretty much wrecked jonas' good qualities for example and is vastly overemphasised.

Desperate.

Is all this stuff part of the PR guy? Look at all this empathy with the fans we have and love for the club by putting up token signs? All about keeping the drones happy.

Jonas, Enrique, colo and lower prem class players like routledge and of course Kevin Nolan and a two decent keepers were the reason we came back up - not the likes of battlers like Alan Smith and this egit. Suits the narrative better to lazily name drop english ex man united players and gobshites like Barton.

Pottechino