Darth Crooks

Just depressing that it's completely despite his ignorance of individual talent and he holds all the cards. Could be an almost carbon copy of last season if he bulls it up line he did last January.

That turn was the sex

Sounds harsh but he'd only be keeping someone better out of the squad. Get well soon though Ryan; not nice to see good pros go through hardship.

“I always enjoy Harry’s teams. They play to win, like my teams, and are always on the front foot with flair.” C'mon man it's not a vast difference in semantics. He implies his own teams have flair and attacking impetus. I'm hardly misrepresenting what he's said.

It's not like it's just a lie; he is delusional, 100%.

Gangsta Garth crooks' east coast/west coast niggahs type stuff all up in here.

'Like my teams, always on the front foot and with flair'. This guy.

Sick of this bulking up crap. Shame they don't get fat knackers like rob Elliot and gosling to trim down. Bulking up pretty much wrecked jonas' good qualities for example and is vastly overemphasised.

Desperate.

Is all this stuff part of the PR guy? Look at all this empathy with the fans we have and love for the club by putting up token signs? All about keeping the drones happy.

Jonas, Enrique, colo and lower prem class players like routledge and of course Kevin Nolan and a two decent keepers were the reason we came back up - not the likes of battlers like Alan Smith and this egit. Suits the narrative better to lazily name drop english ex man united players and gobshites like Barton.

Pottechino

Chronic Universal Narcissistic Tendencies to give it it's full medical title.

' I want the kids in my class to pass so much I slotted one of the lazy cunts one. What struck off? Nazis. '

You can't make any solid conclusions on any player under the tenure of Alan pardew. His man management is that abysmal as has been at every club he's been at to the extreme of shagging a players wife. When other players are sent out en mass with him for similar reasons you can't simply label it as bad apple behaviour. Quite frankly the cabaye going on strike thing was disgusting yet both HBA's critics and pardew would have him on the team sheet with the first stroke of the pen. Hypocrites all.

Not going to panzer to such feeble jokes tbh

Just perused a very interesting document online that highlights some real positives for Evans' innocence in this case. Read Ched redemption.

The only reception he ever needed was his mothers cont-reception.

He'll rush them nack

Eh, he'll get away with it even if we lose every single match from now until Christmas man. 'it was the injuries' 'he proved he's a good manager when everyone was fit' 'not his fault' 'Cabaye' Not if it turns into an identikit of last season. Which it seems to be mirroring. Like last season; he hasn't got a clue why we win when we win and when we lose it's also in a run. I don't know. Best thing the sack pardew bunch can do is further highlight some of these decisions.

Hahahaha spin that you cunt

Go ballistic. You think he's a geet cunt anyway.

Must be a bad apple.

Bottenham scrotspur

Double edged swords aren't they and as per they 9 times out of 10 are geared towards the benefit of the employer and not the employee. Same as a lot of the decisions made re Ashley and the fans.