Darth Crooks

16th again. Much lower than last year anyway. Job done for mike though.

Part of the HBA splinter cell wasn't he?

Yao commander Shepard is my all time fave

We've got players that are suspect on f***ing Earth, and MYM is in Rome. :lol: I almost got fired for howling at this! "Suspect in the air". Do we really want to discuss what some of his favourite morons are suspect at, never mind the manager himself Father Lord give me strength! You a sniper/spy like or work in a militant library?

Cometh the hour Cometh the Sol...

What the fuck man. Bizarro world.

Look at me, look at me, I don't know the price of a Boots meal deal. Pathetic. He doesn't know that Jim is traditionally saved for the last two or three hours of the deadline, either. Poor effort all round. I'll stick to the knob gags

It's all so pathetically laughable.

#UKIP

We're full mate

Who is she? Amazingly disciplined eye contact from jim there like

Transfer deadline day disclaimer: before I get banned I'm reflecting how bad our transfer situation is. Do not FO froggy.

Fuck off froggy

A plane flying into Manchester?! Holy fuck!

Fuck off froggy

Unrelated but Defoe would make a brilliant joker.... ...besides being black

Asking tony gayle about South American football. Who then mentions Hernandez, a Central American playing in England. Dat punditry.

If true thats Perez shot to oblivion. Pardew wet dream.

David Craig's day will be the reporting equivalent of this: http://youtu.be/I9vAVSCAwH4

Breaking news: David Craig - my packed lunch from me mam has arrived believed to be acquired for a fee believed be in the region of 1.99 on a meal deal from boots. All happening here Jim

He will. Picking his arsehole and jotting down excuses in his rent-a-cunt scrotebook.

'Ando' actually used the term 'put it in row z' as advice to the. Team which pretty much sums him up.

Has he gone?

One of them definitely. Not good.

Properly just owned this lad on fb lol spouting shite about football manager. Not twitter but he was spreading lies.