Darth Crooks

He signed a contract in Germany that will laast a sowsand years!

Pokey bots all round! Huzzah!

Mentioned shape on total sport. Means super defensive/pardew everyone. His laughing off of the goals criticism from (surprisingly) mick Lowe's was particularly grating.

Just listened to the total sport interview. Talk of finance and losing a few to make room. Bollocks.

Didn't do the French any harm. Won a cup or two since n all.

Save your vitriol for Ashley and pardew not each other. The sooner the majority realise this and unleash it at the ground the better. A load of players bought and plummeting prices showed that it had an effect, however debatable to its extent.

Hope HBA did the rock spit in is hand before laying the smacketh down the jabroni.

A less effective HBA who doesn't cause a fuss.

Decent analogy. Just ran out with a jerry can and did this. Doesn't work in a rented property for anyone thinking about it.

Infiltrators have their work cut out on here. Stick to the Facebook cretins. Best of luck H. Colo esq.

Blame Ashley for making it this way Roy. We want our club to be the best it can be and they accept mediocrity. If losing is the only way to improve so be it. Wanting the best and backing your club is not the same as backing a manager or employee of it. Our manager is an inept, egotistical sycophantic self serving idiot. Ashley has made it seem that him losing is the only option. Save your vitriol for him.

Pardew has two balls unlike hitler and he still has trouble getting us scoring. Bit if Aaron's 'magic' being the remote positive.

Ha. Not sure where the 7 minutes came from but fuck it eh?

Going to need jacks ability to get us from behind now for sure. Fucking shit. Going to get mauled by anyone half decent

Allardyce on FF same tripe views and pardew and that wanker clem just nods like a gimmer.

No coinkydink IMO that some of those photod with HBA are looking marginalised. I think the dressing room differences have hardly been him v the rest. Others may have expressed discontent.

Death stare. Fucking hell. Alan I'm rock hardew me like. Wish some Jedi would shove a missile up his death stare trench.

Is there a link? My phone won't show it

Dummett 40 yard back heel. Nailed on.

Dummett is no better than Danny Simpson was and he was was a huge weak link. Blocking and clattering people is no good at this level if that's all you bring. Seen nowt in the lad and although harsh it may be, he typifies the mindset of a pardew team.

Bummageddon is nigh. Glad I'm on honeymoon. Chatted to a San Lorenzo fan in buenos aires; says colo wants to go back desperately but lives the money #itk

Villa and palace were spectacularly jammy wins n all. Inexcusable.

You say that as if we don't support the team. We want them to win but our cheap owner has hired a cheap manager and as a result we yo yo up and down with no inkling of looking like progressing in the league or cups. I think and hope he goes this season. I don't understand how he can be defended anymore. It's a sad indictment that we can't criticise because at least we're not being relegated. That's club party line stuff.

Finishing 17th, last years finishing form, shit cup form and being a lying patsy are plenty enough reasons. None or all of which can be blamed on losing Yohan fucking cabaye or demba ba. Just let them be player coaches if they're that important because this cleft offers nothing else. His boss is a wanker has nothing to do with him ostracising players, playing the most base tactics that don't work or don't change and nutting people. There is nothing to like about the man or his 'brand' of football. And if you are taken in by any reference to passion or think he is a competent manager you are a simpleton who takes everything at face value. Not one smilie either. Chomp fucking chomp.

People who use the newly promoted argument are full of shit. We were playing the football of a mid table prem side then and thus we f'd that league in the a.