Darth Crooks

I'm not referring to Remy at all, more that pardew, lacking professionally in so many areas in a more pivotal role; has far more leeway with many fans. Both cite being put under difficult circumstances yet in the eyes of many pardew is less culpable despite running the pigging team. Madness. Completely agree with your sentiment btw.

No more the pardew/hatem comparison bimpy I was getting at although you apply to many of the inferior players picked ahead of him technically.

Don't get how one professional and their ineptitude is a result of difficult circumstances yet issues with another are a result of his poor attitude and approach. One is given far more leeway than the other.

Same bloke Shirley.

Just seems more in line with being run like a normal club. That's about all you can say. It's much better than being a piss-thin water treader so yeah we resemble a normal club for a while. I'll enjoy that at least until Pardball boots up again.

Darren Lewis is a gormless glory supporting fuckwit.

Shouldn't be here. He is finished. Same way shola was. If set pieces weren't a factor no one would be even giving it a second thought.

And he backed down first time? Soft headed cunt.

'Sports Direct, take your Mum'

This is from that martin tinder guy again, isnt it? :| Seriously, I'd love to know what he does He seems to be jobless as he's always stalking the nufc training ground hiding in bushes Caution! Tinderaptor!

Dial 0800 New-cas-tle. Even white boys got tha shout - Daryl Janmaat.

Meier showing Peter Shilton how you deal with Argentinian dwarves.

Aye thought someone would catch that

'Psst. You've made a terrible, terrible mistake... Fancy a bum?'

Schuler is good nick despite being in bill and ted over 20 year ago.

Like yoda on lukes back.

Looks like a costume from David lynch's Dune

1,2 Thraay!

Just play 2 midfields at the back. Goals will sort themselves. No biggie.

Experience and physical power? Next signing Geoff capes hear we come. Keep dreaming' atam.

They paying him for his insight? Good to see he can't help use it as his right to reply about mascherano.

Would be genuinely excited about this prospect if I knew we weren't going to be completely undermined by manager and owner.

Doubt he's been keeping tabs on either of them while they've been away to be honest. How much say does he have about them going on loan?

Not sure what admiral Akbar is doing in the background mind.