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Darth Crooks

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    Alan Pardew

    It's not even about being more attacking or otherwise though. It's how we go about both of those things. At the minute it is hoofball, sat too deep nand static that invites pressure and inhibits our abilty to create chances; leaving Ba, Cisse, Ben Arfa et al to scavenge their own chances out of nowt. Completely negative and the exact reason that Alladyce was hounded out. I don't think we should be quick to act in that way again, however worrying, but fuck me is it ever getting boring of talking about the same problems whilst some Walter Mitty idea of tactics and passing football is constantly peddled.
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    Alan Pardew

    http://i47.tinypic.com/2zrluv8.jpg
  3. It's like sniffing your fingers after itching your arsecrack; horrible when you consider the reality of what you are experiencing but you still can't help yourself.
  4. They had some pace on the break mind. That makes mw question whether we should have pissed it.
  5. Fuck yes, I knew that Amebi Nigeria shirt off Thailand was worth the hassle!
  6. Aye. Sampson and Delilah Biblical-ass shit there yo.
  7. Anita have a wank after that. Vurnon on the ridiculous.
  8. http://www.skinventory.dk/pics/wc/ultimate-facepalm.jpg
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    Alan Pardew

    Stray passing and ball retention is worrying; this gets confounded further when we're relying on those less confident on the ball. With Williamson no doubt in next game this furthers this problem. Colo is a massive component of our distribution and retention. If the others don't buck thei ideas up I can't see us getting much out of the next few.
  10. He'll go elsewhere. Racist greasy-dicked Tom Daley impersonator aside; he is a cut above.
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    Alan Pardew

    We have better players yet play the same way and flatter to decieve. Simple as that really.
  12. The only contibutions he makes are when you are on the back foot. It's helpful now and then but overall not good enough for a side that screams for pass and move.
  13. 'philosophy' Pardew out. Plato in.
  14. They have two threats in Suare and Sterling as far as I could see and the rest just make up the numbers.
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    Alan Pardew

    They have suarez and sterling and then the rest are distinctly average imo. I felt we defended brilliantly for the most part and for all their bluster they lacked that killer instinct. Really ccould have done with alll three points mind, however unrealistic/hopeful.
  16. 80th minute at 3 all. Zeus and Poseidon, the brothers of destruction raise from the bench as a bell tolls. Sammy gets a flick on from a divine 6 million dollar man salmon leap from Shola and scores in the 86th with a 30 yard backheel. 4-3...Believe.
  17. dunno what the fuss is about not allowing recordings; the rugby has the ref mic'd up all the time.
  18. I'd resent Reina for losing his bottle in an important league game tbh.
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