Darth Crooks

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed the uncanny resemblance between jonas and Peter suttcliffe

He is/was absolute shit and I'll be happy to see rid...ecstactic in fact. No hatred or stick involved. Completely shocking as a footballer following his serious injury; an observation made purely on a football basis. Couldn't really give a real assessment on him as a character...seemed honest enough as a professional...but theres no two ways about it. He's put in some of the worst performances I've ever seen in the colours.

Ey, mambo, mambo Amalfitano Watch him go Romain Amalfitano etc...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/09/article-1205371-0600DF6C000005DC-205_233x328.jpg http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01781/alan-pardew_1781934b.jpg

'Ba ba Amalfitano'?

How many nuns does he need to get up the stairs?

http://i45.tinypic.com/24wrqpw.png 'we'll gan to the mags proper snaykey liike a saycret agent and fly wa banner. FTM! EDL! etc...'

Aye but they're equal in the sense that they managed to get one over on Robben

What the fuck is going on?

To me he looked solid enough, not that I've seen him much. But we would need another fullback if he's going to miss a lot of games. Still, in Carr we trust. Wouldn't count on Stephen Carr in that position these days like...

A born eyjot....very apt

Those forums are full of cocks with shite crack - reminds me of 04.30 in this video

Joey is but a plank. What a prize arsehole.

I am most dissapointed by Saylor's fitness

Player of the Season : Colo Most Disappointing Player : Best Game Attended : Stoke (H) Best Result : 2-0 Liverpool Goal Of The Season: Tough to call that like...Cisse v Chelsea pips it for sheer 'wut' value Best Signing: Papiss Best Prospect: Santon. No doubt Best Solo Performance: Cabaye v Stoke

Great player on the pitch, like a wet weekend in Whitley Bay off it. In the public eye, yes. From all accounts I've read, Shearer was a proper good laugh . See Elevation

Colo's car

Leaving Santon on

This is what happens when you remove the lynchPerch

Quite happy to see us and Everton comfortably above Justice for anything like

This is what happens when you deliberately omit James Perch (and destroy)

Santon would be having a ball with this level of posession now

Pimmer? noun. colloquial football slang. unbelievable shot or strike

So we are back to chuck Raylor on to spawn a pimmer tactic on then again eh?

I'm loving it (bababababa)