Darth Crooks

He was crap...must have known last year that he had no way of pinning down a team place on a football level and yet still clung to wages that are to no benefit to any other party than him...clubs fault to a large degree yes, but that doesn't absolve him of his part...especially when he was offered ways out.

Will do well there. Good luck and godspeed.

Curtis good, he's so good. I bet you Demba's knees he's good.

Too much white, alreet otherwise.

If 'everything England is lacking is a no mark red mist driven radgepacket fuckwit then aye I'd 100% agree. Honestly, can you get your breath?

Pass Debuchy down on the left hand side.

Iberia Derby looks tasty with the Axis Powers facing off. Funny I always thought history tught us that the Italians usually give up before we reach the germans. #allfriendsnoweh?

Should imagine it's been mentioned frequently but trappatoni aand the late lloyd bridges is frightening

Well, quite.

Jermaine Defoe's dad is dead

I've had a dream about Pards like...hardly surprising is it?

He best not I've just made a T-shirt of my latest avatar in devotion to this curly haired paragon of permed brilliance. Clearly shite though but I fear for wasted money.

People should drop this 'I can't believe I'm saying this' business. He's clearly a a decent player.

I wish Harry Knadsack would just hurry up and burst into a quivering mess so he can should his malformed trap. He looks like something out of The Thing. Fuck Spurs man. Piss me off now end...I wish Kurt Russell would come along and flamethrow the lot of them.

More like the fact it is more than just a bit minstrelesque. Racial innit fam?

Two words. 4 syllables. Shefki kuqi.

When you see an agent you do what we do...run. Ignore them demba.

France are gonna be some boys like

Black is white. End of.

Hes a painful relic pf a newcastle gone by and one not missed. Let just get rid.

You could name several who replaced that appalling midfield not long back....I'm ust going to nominate the entire midfield following on from Butt, Smith, Geremi et al

The class thing is baffling. Still there not the only ones I suppose...the West Ham/Liverpool way. Although I doubt as dictionary defintion that Sunderland epitomise it.

Glad it wasn't just me who noticed the uncanny resemblance between jonas and Peter suttcliffe

He is/was absolute shit and I'll be happy to see rid...ecstactic in fact. No hatred or stick involved. Completely shocking as a footballer following his serious injury; an observation made purely on a football basis. Couldn't really give a real assessment on him as a character...seemed honest enough as a professional...but theres no two ways about it. He's put in some of the worst performances I've ever seen in the colours.