Darth Crooks

That's the crack talking. crystal methodist by religion meself like. I know full well we're gonna get bummed to hades and back again

These are there for the taking Geting that ten minute before kick off wave of senseless optimism

On SSN with david craig on ps3. weird

B Chris, final answer.

The likes of Ameobi have been training with the first team for a few months now. Jesus. Looks like he's got the the head of that unfortunate chap behind him stuck in his pants!

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/89/newcastleunitedtraining.jpg Bring this beast back as an away strip!

Aye its like throw ten ton of shit at a wall and somes bound to stick....in his head at least

Did Ranger not show something against Liverpool and Arsenal? Did he not show something when he scored againt a Chelsea team which included John Terry? Him and Carroll against Liverpool were unplayable. Had a poor second half today but I can't help but think the fact lovenkrands is largely anonymous that it doesn't help matter either

Just what the game didn't need....Ryan Taylor.

Big whoop though from him though. I'll compare a few examples of one giant club getting away with stuff to a handful of stuff another massive club got away with. Well done him. The petty tit

100% agree with this, even stoke get nike shirts! Happy Shopper'd knock up a better effort than that wad of balls tbh

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7788/guantanamobaydetainees.jpg JOEY(LEFT):EEEEERRRM, SORRY LIKE LADS SHOLA (IN MIDDLE): LET US GAN MAN, I WAS ON CRIBS ME. HOWAY MATE...SNEAK US AN APPLE IN EH?

only for them to hand him back injured to us, no thanks...would rather he build his match fitness gradually with us Whuh? You took that in all seriousness? Agree with the last part though

First kit is pro-evo tastic

Remember the name Shaaaane He's gonna skin defenders He gonna learn how to fly Hiiiigh

Has noone thought to ask how the camera feels in all this? Bigshots get invloved and the little guy just gets left shat on. Disgrace. http://www.rathergood.com/drogba

Mint nickname for Blake that like punk. The black arrow. I'd have that in a heartbeat

Score draw. Potential sending off of some sort so we can't get too comfortable about getting a decent point. Tis' Newcastle after all my friends.

What a complete non-discussion Not like he was exactly kicking the heads off people in wheelchairs in the front row afterwards is it? Let the lad celebrate how how likes. Besides jonas is clearly a loon like in his celebrations.

The man in my avatar....hans down

It's stronger testimony against some of the knobbers on here, tbh. He had no reason to doubt himself. Aye the class was always there...Nicky Butt and Smith and midfield regulars tainted that somewhat tbh

WE SHALL HAVE OUR REVEGE!!! LOL

Might have to change my sig to the jonas/ kuqi war dance like after that. Cracking result

'Corner that doesn't beat the first man sponsored by Smashed pasties ltd.' Sponsoring throw ins and all that small time crap...ugh. I like the little subtle clocks. They're canny smart

'Got access to the team, but they dont wanna see meeee'