Darth Crooks

All these mercenaries that come and go seem to serve no other purpose than to make the same inept mistakes the last lot ever made. Reaping the rewards of over a score years appalling upper and team management. I fear its due to continue.

Canny keeper they've got like

Why's jonas dressed as jack sparrow?

Sol's starting to run like treebeard....need fresh legs

Get ranger on you stubborn prick....let's defend our way a 3-0 loss eh?

Campbell's reputed strength seemed to fail him somewhat for the goal and lovenkrands...best dodgeball player on earth

Hope you're fucking happy Cara Russell...Glad someone is

http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/7048/joeybarton.jpg JOEY: Whassat Joey? Bite him there you say....no he'll expect that joey. Let's bide our time...Hrrrrghhhhuurr-Killthemallnocan'tdoitnomusn'ttheymustdie...meh

Aye he'll be too busy running rings round them i'm sure. Long ball they may be but they are far more mobile than some the key players we may be set to field. Wouldn't neccessarily put Campbell ahead to win aerial challenges against either of them pair anyhow and I by no means rate either.

Paper thin squad makes any thought of this pie in the sky

I should imagine big sol's 'aerial ability' will be severely impeded seeing as he now moves at the pace of an ent, with the turning ability of blenheim palace. Definitely beat if some of the squads mentioned are to go by.

Wee, naaa man

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'THIS IS MORE THAN JUST A SAYT!' Aye a twat pedestal n all. Jesus wept

How? He can't even post it! Guerilla post of the year nom then

Haha yes! It was during the warm up against Blackburn IIRC. --- How do I go about make that my avatar? Same way as if it was a picture I reckon, right click, save as, then just use it as if it was a pic. I made that

This Premier League. How long have they been peddling this one? Has got right on my wick of late

Das ist Numberwang!

Post of the year nom shirley?

BANGIN'! After all Pardew is the man who put the gang in bang...so it checks out

Not doom mongering but we'll lose this like

True..With all our creativity gone, it's no wonder that we've had problems the last two games. Surely I cant be the only one who is glad he isn't just a Gareth Barry type who creates nowt? I think its great. He's capable of creating and protecting at the same time isnt he?

The thought of us not being able to retain Enrique and Barton cos the likes of Smith and Taylor (who's recently had a completely undeserved raise) are still on the books makes me want to cry. Ah fuuuck. Forgot Alan Smith.Thought he'd been bolt-gunned and turned into cattle feed.

Aye but Kaka tends to make about as much sense as a hog roast in tel aviv

Yep and Cheik just loves to watch...the divine perv he is