Darth Crooks

this guy has never had a very good game in over 2 years for us Tosh.

Never ever use that an excuse for players playing s*** then it's hard for him. It should work the opposite, if he was good and the others are s*** then he shoudl stand out as a good performer and he simply hasn't since he joined. He is good, he's not messi for f***s sake he won't carry the team when they are inevitably s***, he has limitations and the team never really help him and give him the easy option (Enrique aside). how many freekicks does jonas win us in dangerous positions, how many whimsical runs does the lad go on to lift the crowd, this is just a huge over reaction to a dodgy performance, someone name me a better player in our squad with an understanding like him and enrique have, he's clearly the best of what s**** we have After smith and nolan, this is the next guy we need to ship out. Routledge last season scored as many goals and set up more goals in 4 months than what this guy did in a whole season. That says a hell lot tbh. Ryan Taylor tbh...and Shola. Hell, someone take Stephen Taylor. Moaning clown.

One of about 2 in the squad who can and he gets shiteload of stick when he doesn't do it for a game. Some people here abouts talk about him like he plays american fooball like Forest Gump. He definitely has his limitations and hes far from flawless but its vindictive the amount of flak he takes sometimes. Like mick said. Way down the scapegoat list.

Yawn. Agree with Mick. I still think he along with the likes of enrique have been carrying some of his more 'tenacious' and 'hardworking' colleagues. I don't agree with this idea he's devoid of talent either. I agree he's frustrating but i think the degree of stick (usually following a defeat) is a bit harsh. He's good enough for the majority of teams in the lower half of the division.

I know its mostly to vent frustration on the useless kyent, but his 'talent' doesnt need much more debate. Thing that I ponder is how people outside of NUFC rate this charlatan

Just been saying this. Not signing another striker is already looking like a very foolish decision. Basically what we did in the championship, only Nolan was given enough time and space in that league to mop up any crumbs. Won't cut the mustard now will it?

That poll is as expected. Although the 11 'lovers' are taking the piss. Was torn between the middle two but went for the former.

Cheers My MightyMorphinNileRanger one was wearing a bit thin....i need to get out more in hindsight

What the f***?! He looks like some sort of cyborg! This guy is going to be the business. Looks like hes had a dose of them scarb things off the Mummy

Aye houghton's is like a legendary mixed race mountie...god love 'im

Thats what we have Awesome.... http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/29/gumby.jpg MY B-RAIN HURTS!!!

Depth headache!!

this whole thing makes less sense than the Chewbacca defence...fantastic if true

....with the bones from your shattered legs, sucka....

The commas are are exactly opposite to where they should be. Tio Tio Tiote, Tiote, Tiote, Tio Tio Tiote, Tiote Got that in one tbf. Very good shout

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2163/milner.jpg Milner http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1116/milnerspurs516x35134203.jpg Buffy Vampire

hope his arms and legs actually look like that plus the minute head

'oh no you di'nt!'

Black by popular demand...

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/617/wileecoyote.gif Wily Tiote

Poocastle. There, same connotation. You can say it on telly and it even rhymes. Tut tut Villa fans, tut tut.

'Shitcastle?' Very droll.

This is a canny read http://www.ultimatebuzz.net/forum/showthread.php?t=163475 M O U T H reminds me of a young Peter Ustinov somewhat

Signed then i see?

Didnt shut up whinging at the ref, blamed everyone but himself, in the refs ear all the way down the tunnel at half time, constant wind up merchant. Tried to wind up everyoen who marked him. Petulance personified. Affected the standard of refereeing quite a bit i reckon. was relentless with it.