Mister_Glass

4-4-2. What heresy is this? .cock has it as follows: Newcastle United (4-2-3-1): Matz Sels; Jamie Sterry, Chancel Mbemba , Jamaal Lascelles ©, Vurnon Anita ; Isaac Hayden, Jack Colback ; Daryl Janmaat , Ayoze Perez , Rolando Aarons , Dwight Gayle http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=5750416

Sounds like the bloke in the white shirt who escorts him after Janmaat greets him, asks him "What did he say", as in, what did Jamaat say to ye mate I had to put headphones in for this, but I'm 99% certain the guy with the white shirt that ends up walking in with Hanley says to him "Do you like his shirt" (in reference to Janmaat, who he has essentially just ignored and commented on as he walks past him) Hanley grunts "Uh?" (bloody neanderthal) White shirt guy then says "What d'ya think of his shirt?" and Hanley replies "It's lovely isn't it?" Weird!

This is kicking off now :popcorn:

"gently" - lol http://i.imgur.com/YeEIC.gif

Time for a patented Pardew motivational team talk.

Hope this isn't Giggs: https://newcastlestats.com/2016/04/25/rafa-benitez-philosophy-tactics-and-methods/ We are very lucky to have him here and long may it continue. Got absolute everything crossed for Saturday to get 3 points.

What the actual fuck is going on

Aye. I don't post much, but football board lurks are just about the only consistently enjoyable part of being a fan over the last few years. I've chucked in some cash to help out. My thanks to everyone who contributes to N-O.

I hope he gets a spelk to the bellend and then dies a long drawn-out painful death from septicemia

Pardew scratching his face! The shitcunt is always scratching or touching his face in interviews. What a prick.

Now I want a Metal Mickey t-shirt.

Mid-twenties? Has appeared for Blyth Spartans but may have been dropped by them now. Think we got the good one.

I see what you did there. I liked the bit where Roy Keane was Butthead. Obligatory smiley

Fee agreed according to the Daily Mail (doubt they'd get a scoop - probably just speculation but couldn't see the link posted anywhere) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3153230/Georginio-Wijnaldum-invited-Newcastle-United-discuss-terms-club-agree-15m-fee-PSV-Eindhoven.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 Get a thread up

Awful, we're done as a club. There is literally nothing to support any more. The one positive to take from today is that this has done Carver no favours in terms of getting the job full time. The only hope is that whoever comes in will bring about an unlikely change of fortunes. Fingers crossed Carver doesn't end up being assistant to the head coach next season, although that is pretty much certain. Fuck our lives.

Martin Trinder @martintrinder · 46s 46 seconds ago Just picked my boy up from school my Twitter has gone mental

http://i.imgur.com/JmEqObB.gif

Like Ted Bundy giving dating advice. Fucks sake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jak_Alnwick

What did his t-shirt say?

Don't know if this has been posted anywhere, but I'm on my mobile and a quick search revealed nothing... apologies if giggs. One of those lads from the uni tragically murdered in Borneo was a massive Toon fan and this was posted bry his mate on reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/2cu59h/we_all_lost_a_member_of_the_toon_army_today/ RIP both lads.

Moyes. Although we wouldn't pay his wages. As I saw someone say the other day, IF "The King" got the chop, Ashley would almost certainly be scraping the bottom of the barrel, and wouldn't be putting his hand in his pocket to attract a proven manager. I would not be surprised if Carver was given the job on an interim basis, then promoted full time (see Hughton). This would be absolutely awful IMO, but marginally preferable to Pardew continuing in the role (hoping that having worked with Bobby he is not beyond redemption/he hasn't been fully Pardewed, and is only currently dishing out Pardew-by-proxy).

It's called being a citizen of the world, you absolute heathen. That's ye telt, like. http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140714/gifs_01.gif