Mister_Glass

Don't know if this has been posted anywhere, but I'm on my mobile and a quick search revealed nothing... apologies if giggs. One of those lads from the uni tragically murdered in Borneo was a massive Toon fan and this was posted bry his mate on reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/NUFC/comments/2cu59h/we_all_lost_a_member_of_the_toon_army_today/ RIP both lads.

Moyes. Although we wouldn't pay his wages. As I saw someone say the other day, IF "The King" got the chop, Ashley would almost certainly be scraping the bottom of the barrel, and wouldn't be putting his hand in his pocket to attract a proven manager. I would not be surprised if Carver was given the job on an interim basis, then promoted full time (see Hughton). This would be absolutely awful IMO, but marginally preferable to Pardew continuing in the role (hoping that having worked with Bobby he is not beyond redemption/he hasn't been fully Pardewed, and is only currently dishing out Pardew-by-proxy).

It's called being a citizen of the world, you absolute heathen. That's ye telt, like. http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140714/gifs_01.gif

clueless tactical imbecile of a silver haired fucknob

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1059237/Newcastle-United-tycoon-Mike-Ashley-lost-300m-HBOS-bet.html From 2008, and the daily mail (I know) but the headline alone shows that, yeah, Mikey likes a flutter or two. Liking a flutter or two isnt being 'involved in gambling' Nigh on everyone likes a bet tbh. Forgive me, maybe I misunderstood your question? To me, losing £300 million quid in one day on stock market-tracking spread bets is "involved in gambling"...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1059237/Newcastle-United-tycoon-Mike-Ashley-lost-300m-HBOS-bet.html From 2008, and the daily mail (I know) but the headline alone shows that, yeah, Mikey likes a flutter or two.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 47m Happy birthday to Rob Elliot - 28 today! #NUFC @the_dilsh pic.twitter.com/ykrr01HKD1

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/de/de5c1606cd90a05489e6c851d6ad1501836162bab06fab4b0b24a2b0abd9849d.jpg

I don't see him carrying a coat or a parcel tied up with string... http://24.media.tumblr.com/a778554634355ef55314ca50851339ad/tumblr_mzg0l9jH3h1qf6o97o1_500.jpg

No Mackems? Current form - wise.

Charlie Adam to replace Cabaye? http://talksport.com/football/insider-trading-adam-lined-cabaye-replacement-plus-rodrigo-join-arsenal-14012877535? Hope that is utter bollox. Haven't listened as I'm at work. Sorry if EDIT - totally Giggs. Just saw the braindead twitter lies thread. Apologies

Shola appears to have a dog sticking out our his shorts... Excellent spot - like a chocolate-coloured cupcake dog made out of Shola's knee

25-nil

Errr.... http://www.sportsdirectnews.com/blog/35388-blog-ba-nailed-on-for-return-to-newcastle.php#.UnzE9HDIZSE Speculation, one would assume, considering the source. However, considering the source, worthy of mention. Feck it, if the terms are favourable for the club, I wouldn't be dead against it. Would rather we looked elsewhere, or we got Cisse firing on at least one cylinder. Hope this isn't

Mincing Vuckic about to be slapped by the training ground ghost. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20131104/in-form-vuckic-is-burton-bound_2281670_3523099?

Y U NO INJURED?

This. Just.... urrgh

This. Bloody infuriating.

Who said that? Pardew spouting sh!te in this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2404384/Capital-One-Cup-Newcastle-boss-challenges-youngsters-impress-Morecambe.html Does it not make you wonder, Alan, why almost every single player, youngster or otherwise, has failed to get any better under your management? Not entirely sure what he's talking about here: Seems to be negging Dummett for being pleased to have come on as a sub. Just weird. I've given up on making any sense of Pardew's media offerings.

I salute you for putting JFK's interview in the Father Ted universe. Thank you. I'm on my phone and can't be arsed to figure but how to post a picture. Please imagine Father Ted in the episode where he upsets the Chinese and then does a Nazi salute at them out the window.

His best interview so far, but 8 minutes into that extended Kinnear interview the feckin eejit just makes up a word: "I underknow how it'd be frustrating for anyone at the club..." Now I've typed that, it does seem like I'm nit-picking what was overall a good interview. Meh - feck it - he's still a twat and we still haven't signed anyone.

Never a pen

Not to mention Cisse as a winger and Jonas as a footballer

It's.... STABILITY TIME! Algebraic! (this probably does not make a lot of sense, sorry)

Agreed. Although it may be more than the season just gone, and the season coming up that will have to be written off. He's here to stay man