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I think we should launch an audacious £0m bid to bring Michael Carrick home, then just keep badgering MUFC. Mind convincing the player might not be so easy.

Or it could be that the club knew of Colos "issues" well before us and went after a similar type of player.

I just wiki'd Bony. No way he's 24. Bit of a Obafemi type deal happening here.

This. Best squad we've had in a decade, ruined.

I'm just gonna hibernate. Wake me up this time next year.

It is obviously going to cost more to keep him. If he's on 60k a week and has three years left (thanks, McFuck, you fucking fuck) then that's pretty straightforward maths. To be fair i was drinking staropramen last night.

They need a 2nd choice keeper and it's gonna cost them £5m to get rid of Shay plus whatever it takes in wages and transfer to get another guy in. Even if they have a reserve team player waiting it'll still cost them £5m to promote him to number two. I'd just heep Shay, give him a job on reception or something.

If it's gonna cost that much to get rid of him, why not just keep him?

Didn't he come out of international retirement in the hope he could get a game? I say it all the time but i bet he wishes he stayed.

Mental eh? The blokes a proven winner, far better than the manager we have or could reasonably hope for should the current one get the boot. And he's basically saying come and get me. Yet in a few short months we'll still be lumping the ball and losing at home to cardiff.

Yep. anyone else think that then it would be as much up to the player ? if we offer for example 15mill, they offer 16mill but the player says he wants to come here and liverpool would blame the loss on dalglish ? This entirely. If there's more than one offer on the table then Carroll will be sold to the club he chooses.

Fucking revelation at LB, to be fair.

That's the send off Shay Given should have had. Instead of warming the bench at Villa.

People think he's employed by Man united, he isn't. He's the premier leagues man through and through. Arsenal were gonna win today come hell or high water. He done a fantastic job today.

Darke and Mcmana saying it was a pen. I think technically Bale was fouled. But the chimp looking fuck got a yellow card because everytime somebody farts near him in the box his legs turn to jelly and he hits the deck.

With his knackers? Awesome scene on 37 minutes, all the best Stevie.

If Pardew is staying I think it's vital we sign Carroll.

I'd put a bullet in any one of you cunts for four grand.

More likely than not he'll be at a new club in August, and he'll be a new man. Which is thoroughly fucking shit because we'll still be lumping the ball 70 yards into the opposition keepers hands.

Yeah, drink.

I might have just dreamt this up, but i used to sit in the front row of the Gallowgate and i'm fairly sure he had his kids as mascots once before. But i can't remember the occasion.

Ambition?

I'll be shocked if all 8 of them play for us next season.

I'm going to Mexico a week on tuesday, get in!

Bollocks, thought i was in there.