NUFCDoog

Commentator loves Murphy like, already ejaculated once when he had a header wide and gets excited every time he touches the ball

What a bloke - if he came to me tonight and said he wants to spend the night my missus id light the fucking candles and have him a full English waiting in the morning

I’d shag him

Think Harry Kane is the first player since Shearer retired that I can genuinely see beating Shearers goal scoring record - if he stays at Tottenham he'll do it

Fucking sky man ''In 1994 there was 7 leagues between Swindon and Forest Green, now they play each other, what a journey its been'' That was 23 years ago ffs, not really that surprising that teams can move up and down divisions to make that gap up like, a lot can happen in 10 years let alone 23. Jesus

What's the craic with Sampson then? I've not followed the story that much but obviously it's blowing up now - what's he alleged to have done wrong etc and what the deal?

Chappers and Sutton hate each other like, be a punch up if there was one more controversial decision to discuss

Its a controversial opinion, and will probably be laughed at, but to me Glenn Hoddle speaks so much sense when commentating on England that I genuinely don't think he'd be the worse option as manager for us. Might just be nostalgia as the last time we looked world class was when he was the manager and he wasn't sacked for anything football related, aye I know he's been out the game a while in a working sense but he obviously pays a lot of attention to England

Was at the Grenfell charity match today. Good day out and decent game/spectacle. Mint having the firefighters come on to play like and getting introduced etc. Good stuff. Fans had to ruin it before the penalties and just after full time by invading the pitch like - anyone that's been to watch us play there towards the end of the season knows a pItch invasion at that place isn't uncommon. Good day for a worthy cause mind, don't live in London so was quite eerie coming in on the tube and going past the tower like

This is shite like, just cannot stand watching England and I hate that it makes me feel like that. So dull. Problem is we know it's pointless anyway, we'll scrape a win, go to the World Cup, possibly get out the group by playing awful and go out in the next round anyway. Pointless

Bilic will turn it round, lots of points from their next 4 games so I don't see that happening. Can't believe he hasn't left already, was convinced he'd quit but all the sounds don't make it seem imminent. What a bloke

Doesn't sound like he's on the verge of quitting from that then. When the time is right and on his terms suggests like many have said he'll see out the season. Or at worst when a team comes in for him over the next few months. All the murmurings aren't suggesting he's going to quit.

Jackson Irvine- good signing that, looked pretty good whenever I've seen Burton play (admittedly only about 3 times) and seems highly rated

Bilic being given 4 games to save his job apparently. That's promising, you'd expect West Ham to pick up a bit when they play at home so hopefully they do and he stays on.

Was hoping to see him play at the Grenfell game next weekend - that cast probably puts an end to that!

Swear this group is bi-polar On Friday night we were all saying that yesterday would probably be his last game, he's really pissed off etc, wouldn't be suprised if he quit, West Ham will pay the compo and he'll be backed there and he'll go Fast forward 24 hours later and sane people are on about how he won't get to West Ham, no way they'll pay the compo, he's deffo staying, media stirring again. Make your minds up! If West Ham come in he'll go. Provably he pushed by Ashley aswell.

Think West Ham are being underestimated like - aye they've lost their first 2 but they've both been away - Man Utd is pretty much a free pass and they lost to Sothampton because of a last minute pen. They're better than it looks. West Ham fans on this train up are confident - said Zabaleta is a joke though so if Aaron's and Atsu can get at him we could get some joy

Problem is, our support has changed so much over the last few years because of shit like this that I geneuinely think it'll hardly impact the attendance. You'll still get the happy clappers and melts that believed Ashley was genuine in his sky interview and al that bollocks. I was in the Strawberry before the Spurs game and some bloke spoke to me in there saying how we can't blame Ashley, and that the only person Rafa has to blame is himself "he signed shit players that he can't sell and that's why he's unhappy" was what he said, I could have lamped him - you can't argue with people like that, and I fear a lot of the match going support these days will feel the same.

Aye 6 million is nothing for a club to pay these days, if West Ham want him they'll have no trouble paying it. I'd imagine even if he doesn't have something lined up the compensation wouldn't be too much of an issue, even if he pays it he'll make it in his next job within no time

Tomorrow will be his last game.

Anyone in a box tonight get told anything?

Gonna be weird tonight going to the match and not seeing Rafa sat there then with no announcement whatsoever. Probably see him walking down the A1 on the way in

Actually taking some sense about us on MOTD2 - Gullit and Jenas tonight, better than the Sky crap earlier. Gullit seems quite fond of us like

These have started the season pretty well, put their full team out they'll probably beat us

Away end looks different, doesn't look like there's any segregation at all!