The Bard of Byker

Pole jimmies!

Bowie, 1987, at Roker Park Marra... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILzrb5iU0lc "Thank you, good evening Newcastle...." Bloody hell

Watched Premier Passions last night. Scenario B is rearing its ugly head again!

8underlol

Calling at Humiliation Central, False Hope Junction and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

Luke the Dong

Føøtibåar on Sweden Street is probably your best bet. Does a cracking Elkburger with lingonberries Thanks! I'll look it up I can also recommend Bøøbibåar, just around the corner, for post-match entertainment

Føøtibåar on Sweden Street is probably your best bet.

Jordan Henderson. Generally.

A joke, surely? These nouveau riche nobodies?

Poopoo Pardpoo. Do one, Poomanager!

Pardew, go away now. You tried, and failed. Kindly sod off.

You did the right thing. Your Nan will have been chuffed to have seen you.

Justice for SG8.

They wanted to stage an impromptu memorial service for the three blokes it took out.

Suarez is a little tinker.

Tiote played a blinder today.

Look at p. 4 of the pre-match thread! My prediction came to pass.

Could say he's missed the boat tbh, with the success the mackems have had.

What a tit Should play for Brest.

We'll have someone sent off before HT.

http://img.skysports.com/10/08/218x298/Sunderland-v-Birmingham-Lee-Cattermole-sent-o_2487691.jpg

That was the Callaghan platform in '76 iirc. Doubt it. Callaghan didn't stand for election in '76. http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/218/9/1009218.gif

http://football.pl/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/ferdinand.jpg + http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OYf5FN4X5EU/Tdwb-iPlaTI/AAAAAAAAAF8/KpwR6esvTkI/s1600/Ray-Wilkins.jpg

3-1 us.