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Will 'Cena' Ossula You can't see him, he'll nick the ball and score a goal.

So happy with how the match was played out even with the loss in the end without a mention of this Ikea meatball cunt. The headlines relating to us will be how well and gutsy we were and we outplayed the champions with 10 men. fuck you Isak.

He also chokeslammed Slot from the top of the players tunnel to the bottom. The fucking Beast Incarnate, JJJOOEEELLLLIIINNNTTOOONNN!!!!

If he plays tonight, his mastery of shithousing will be crucial to get the players and fans into the scousers' cunts. Not that we'd need any more reasons for it anyways but to keep the momentum and atmosphere hostile and passionate throughout, Tripps knows what needs be done.

It's not just this season is it that they have been utter shit. Potter didn't get the new manager bounce when he came on and has really got off to a bad start this season. West Ham aren't going to wait long to sack him if they already planned on doing so. Just sell us Paqueta before the window shuts eh, please?

Vardy as a Wilson replacement?

"93rd minute winner" did you say? "Barnes, Schar, Barnes.....still Harvey Barnes....Guimaraes closing INNNNNNNN!!!!! Newcastle lead in stoppage time!" "Alexander Isak hangs his head, he's devastated!"

If he ever leaves us, for a transfer or hopefully because he retires with us, he'll be crying all over in sadness, pain, grattitude and proudness to have represented us. The whole city would be crying too, for a proper living legend. Sob on the Tyne day. My captain, Bruno G. 39!

Too obvious. Narrative would be all about him scuppering Newcastle's Champions League dreams and him moving on would have made him look like a cunt. Now though, he is a fully certified cunt. Entitled to your own opinion. That's my narrative for this rat now.

So we didn't get Champions League and he would get his move out? Aye. Can believe that theory now tbh. Probably was pissed off that Man Utd fucked his plans beating Villa on the final day too.

Really want us to get into these scouusers schemers. And I think we will. Just hoping we get a win with it too. Difficukt to see where the goals going to come from though.

Don't care what he has done for us. He isn't thankful for what we did for him, why should we be grateful for anything he did? Bald fucking fraud cunt.

One of my goto tunes when I need to get myself up for something. Like smacking the shit out of Isak.

Of course it is man. Santon's been retired for ages.

Santon?

Sky have turned into NBC

any rumours to this or just fantasy thinking?

Selfish cunt.

Sorry. Did we get relegated today courtesy of Sunderland or something?

How did they do during pre-season?

What a bump this is.

Words/phrases that have really irked me from this transfer window. "only wants/only ever wanted" "keen to explore" Pissed me off so much reading these.

I saw an Everton video today that showed it took them 4 years from breaking ground to have the stadiim they have today. Don't kmow whether that is considered fast or slow but pretty impressive in my eyes that at least they did it. We had a full summer of no football and negativity in the transfer market.and we gave fuck all update on anything SJP or stadium related news. Absolute amateurs PR people we have.

How have they gotten on in pre-season?