Froggy

It will be entirely down to finances. Tuchel, Glasner, Iraola, De Zerbi, Luis Enrique, Poch, Marco Silva are all out of contract in the summer. They're being cheap and hoping Carrick can bring the vibes until the summer and then we can get a better coach for less money.

I was joking about CL. Any Europe will do for the revenue, preferably Europa for another pathway to the CL in 26/27. The league is wide open, although I'm expecting two losses from our next two.

We're 1 point off the CL spots mate. Plenty to play for.

Disappointed it's not Ole, but could do a lot worse I suppose. He's only an interim. Will steady the ship and get us Champions League until Luis Enrique comes in.

We've won it 13 times mate.

How does it feel realising you've been a wrongun your whole life?

Refuse to believe people are wiping standing up. Arse cheeks like a Nutella sandwich.

You don't switch teams Mike. I've tried to explain this to you.

They masterminded an FA Cup victory after being in charge for like 3 months mate.

Anything is possible Kid. Even Eddie Howe.

Hard pass mate. Can't jump to a club where the league cup is seen as a great achievement. Need more glory than that.

That's my worry. But INEOS are all about the best in class so it'll hopefully be Luis Enrique in the summer and he'll bring Doue with him.

We're pining for the Fergie days, but of all the interims on the table, it's Ole we want. A small difference. Would be pining for a relegation if it got rid of the Glazers.

You're forgetting about the xVibes stat.

Ole? Way worse IMO.

He really did finish 3rd and 2nd Bobby. No xG required.

Never. I bet Ole's hoop tastes citrusy like the arse of an Australian green ant.

Bruce is a heavy weight tbf.

Ole finished 3rd and 2nd and got the final of a European trophy. He's played the best football since Fergie by a mile, always said the right things in press conferences and adores the club. More importantly, he knows he has no chance of getting the job permanently no matter how well he does. There's no way Carrick should be the option over him.

Brucey knows the club though.

Looks like they're going for Carrick over Ole too. Can't see that going down too well.

100%. Marcus Rashford has a lot to answer for.

Save us Ole.

Welcome to Man United mate. We're updated every time a kit man farts.